America wants a fence, Mexico doesn't.
Compromise? The Dims want five feet of fence, then five feet of no fence.
We ought to agree to no fence, and put in unmarked minefields instead.
1) Dig a wide, deep moat the entire length of the Mexican-USA border.
2) Use the dirt to raise the New Orleans levies.
3) Relocate all the surplus Florida alligators and put them in the moat.
Any more problems you want me to solve?
"We ultimately want to have the cooperation of the Mexican government," Durbin insisted.
As long as we're dreaming, I would like the traitor Durbingogue to ultimately resign and give a real apology for smearing our troops, but we can't have everything we want.
Winfield Scott