[DCPatriot]

To hell with a fence.

1) Dig a wide, deep moat the entire length of the Mexican-USA border.
2) Use the dirt to raise the New Orleans levies.
3) Relocate all the surplus Florida alligators and put them in the moat.

Any more problems you want me to solve?

[SandRat]

To hell with a fence.

1) Dig a wide, deep moat the entire length of the Mexican-USA border.
2) Use the dirt to raise the New Orleans levies.
3) Relocate all the surplus Florida alligators and put them in the moat.

Any more problems you want me to solve?

Change Florida Alligators to Salt Water Crocodiles from Australia and it works for me.

[American Quilter]

1) Dig a wide, deep moat the entire length of the Mexican-USA border. 2) Use the dirt to raise the New Orleans levies. 3) Relocate all the surplus Florida alligators and put them in the moat.

This is absolutely my favorite solution.

[andy58-in-nh]

Best idea I've heard yet. Let's just make sure the gators are properly fed. Wouldn't want PETA to complain.

[DustyMoment]

1) Dig a wide, deep moat the entire length of the Mexican-USA border.

Ummmmm . . . . there's already a moat along part of the border. It's called the Rio Grande and hasn't stopped any of the illegals.

[sheana]

2nd Panama Canal. Call it the American Canal. Would be huge for business and would stop this nonsense for good.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

You guys need to knock off the land mines and alligator moat comments, sheesh.

[depenzz]

You must have received the same email I did. A friend sent the same thing to me yesterday. lol

[photodawg]

Any more problems you want me to solve?
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And feed the endangered caribou from Anwar to the alligators so they'll let us drill up there.

[NordP]

hEY.....That's MY tagline ;-)