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| 5/25/2006
| Anonymous
Posted on 05/25/2006 2:11:47 PM PDT by Paul Ross
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This guy is just way more fiendish than the norm...
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posted on
05/25/2006 2:11:50 PM PDT
by
Paul Ross
To: expatguy; expat_panama
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posted on
05/25/2006 2:12:46 PM PDT
by
Paul Ross
(We cannot be for lawful ordinances and for an alien conspiracy at one and the same moment.-Cicero)
To: Paul Ross
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posted on
05/25/2006 2:13:52 PM PDT
by
GipperCT
To: Paul Ross
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posted on
05/25/2006 2:14:22 PM PDT
by
Boiler Plate
(Mom always said why be difficult, when with just a little more effort you can be impossible.)
To: Paul Ross
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
Next time I go with the wife I am gonna try this one
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posted on
05/25/2006 2:14:50 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Father of the Beeber)
To: Paul Ross
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posted on
05/25/2006 2:22:21 PM PDT
by
Straight Vermonter
(The Stations of the Cross in Poetry ---> http://www.wayoftears.com)
To: Paul Ross
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posted on
05/25/2006 2:22:51 PM PDT
by
RonF
To: Paul Ross
Only take your husband when shopping at Victoria's Secret!
(and listen to his recommendations)
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posted on
05/25/2006 2:24:36 PM PDT
by
DTogo
(I haven't left the GOP, the GOP left me.)
To: Paul Ross
I heard the one about the toilet paper before, but unfortunately it involved a confessional...
That's one FUN guy!
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posted on
05/25/2006 2:24:58 PM PDT
by
JimRed
("Hey, hey, Teddy K., how many girls did you drown today?" (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help m)
To: Paul Ross
This went around here a few days ago, under the title of "how to entertain yourself at WalMart."
Still a hoot!
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posted on
05/25/2006 2:25:24 PM PDT
by
newcthem
(When are our congress-men going to start getting paid in Pesos?)
To: Paul Ross
I wish Mr and Mrs Fenton a long and happy marriage.
To: RonF
But did you do #2 as in the dressing room as per 15?
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posted on
05/25/2006 2:27:39 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Father of the Beeber)
To: Paul Ross
I used to go through the stereo department and turn all the amplifiers up to max volume (while they are off ..>:) ) then went nearby to hang out and wait.
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posted on
05/25/2006 2:30:09 PM PDT
by
BudgieRamone
(We're an underground revolution working overtime....)
To: RonF
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posted on
05/25/2006 2:36:06 PM PDT
by
metesky
("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)
To: Paul Ross
I printed it out and am committing to memory.
I can't wait....
To: Paul Ross
lol! great stuff. usually email humor is so corny, but these are GREAT. Plus, I'm drunk.
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posted on
05/25/2006 2:39:26 PM PDT
by
Huck
(Hey look, I'm still here.)
To: DTogo
Only take your husband when shopping at Victoria's Secret!When my daughter was about 3, we went into a Vic Secret store. Spousal Unit was looking and I was watching the baby.
The daughter liked silky things. She grabbed a flimsy, silky bra and yelled - "Daddy! Come feel Mommy's undies !!!".
I stayed home for many years.
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posted on
05/25/2006 2:39:58 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Stop the Latin Insurgents !!!)
To: Paul Ross
Welp, chaos, confusion, extreme antagonism.............Yep, my work here is done!
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posted on
05/25/2006 2:42:23 PM PDT
by
Hegemony Cricket
(Seems to me you've lived your life like a Camel in the wind - blowing smoke from both ends)
To: Paul Ross; patton
what a funny guy!
i just love this!
:)
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posted on
05/25/2006 2:51:08 PM PDT
by
leda
(Life is always what you make it!)
To: metesky
But not in a fitting room.
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posted on
05/25/2006 2:58:16 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
(If the political indictment's from Fitz, the jury always acquits.)
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