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We're all Jesus' children: 'Da Vinci Code' got its genealogy wrong.
Los Angeles Times ^ | 5/19/2006 | Steve Olson

Posted on 05/25/2006 10:45:12 AM PDT by Mike Bates

DOES JESUS have a secret line of descendants who are living today? It's an oddly appealing idea. We tend to think of ancestry in terms of bloodlines, in which some individuals are descended from famous ancestors and others are not. And the idea echoes deeper religious themes of individuals and groups favored by God.

But this is one idea in "The Da Vinci Code," which opens today in theaters worldwide, that just won't wash. Jesus couldn't have just a few descendants living today. If anyone alive today is descended from Jesus, then so are most of the people on the planet.

This absurd-sounding statement is an inevitable consequence of the workings of ancestry. People may have just a few descendants in the two or three generations after they lived, but after that the number of descendants explodes. For a population to remain the same size, every adult has to have an average of two children who grow to adulthood and have children. So the number of descendants for the average person grows exponentially — two children, four grandchildren, eight great-grandchildren, and so on. In just 10 generations — roughly 250 years — an average person can have more than 1,000 descendants.

SNIP

In real genealogies, a person's descendants either peter out within a few generations or begin to grow exponentially. That's why people who came to America on the Mayflower now have thousands of descendants. People who lived just a few centuries earlier have many millions of descendants.

(Excerpt) Read more at latimes.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: davincicode; genealogy; hairclub4opie; pudgytom
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To: Mike Bates

It wasn't AT Hooters. I said they were FROM Hooters... big difference.


21 posted on 05/25/2006 11:09:12 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll. 17,400+ snide replies and counting!)
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To: Mike Bates

Well, there COULD be people related to Jesus around today. He may have had brothers and sisters.


22 posted on 05/25/2006 11:09:44 AM PDT by conserv13
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To: theDentist

Sorry for the misunderstanding. My experience at Hooters is pretty limited. Whenever I go in there, the only employee fawning attention on me is the bouncer.


23 posted on 05/25/2006 11:14:01 AM PDT by Mike Bates (Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
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To: Mike Bates

Perhaps there needs to be a TRITE AWARD for such shopworn phrases as "It's only about sex", "Bush lied", and "It's just fiction."


24 posted on 05/25/2006 11:20:23 AM PDT by Irish Queen
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To: alexs

Sounds like the premise for a book that could make you millions.


25 posted on 05/25/2006 11:23:05 AM PDT by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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To: Irish Queen

Don't you think that awards have become trite also?


26 posted on 05/25/2006 11:24:47 AM PDT by Between the Lines (Be careful how you live your life, it may be the only gospel anyone reads.)
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Has anyone here seen the movie? I haven't, and I haven't read the book either (and I don't plan to do either). But I am curious about the 'revelation' about Jesus' surviving descendant(s) that supposedly had the Cannes audience crack up laughing. Someone want to FReepmail me with the details (Please???)


27 posted on 05/25/2006 11:35:07 AM PDT by kaylar
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To: Mike Bates

No, but Mel Gibson did!


28 posted on 05/25/2006 11:37:19 AM PDT by NeilGus
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To: Irish Queen
Perhaps there needs to be a TRITE AWARD for such shopworn phrases as "It's only about sex", "Bush lied", and "It's just fiction."

Like, whatever. :)

29 posted on 05/25/2006 11:39:32 AM PDT by Mike Bates (Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
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To: Between the Lines
Of course! That's the fun of it. But there is a difference between those who earnestly utter those trite, shopworn phrases and those who make fun of the overuse of those phrases.

Have a nice day! ;<}

May the force be with you :> )

Make love, not war! ;@ }

30 posted on 05/25/2006 11:43:18 AM PDT by Irish Queen
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To: Mike Bates

Come to think of it, how could Jesus's trials have been complete if he didn't have a teenage son?


31 posted on 05/25/2006 11:53:13 AM PDT by Grut
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To: alexs

Where do the aliens come into the picture?


32 posted on 05/25/2006 11:58:39 AM PDT by Alter Kaker ("Whatever tears one sheds, in the end one always blows one's nose." - Heine)
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To: Cicero

Our self-centered secular society needed a guru to express the false doctrine that there is no God. Brown fit the job description and he wrote the Da Vinci Code to express the hopelessness of a society without a loving God.


33 posted on 05/25/2006 12:27:19 PM PDT by conservative blonde (Conservative Blonde)
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To: conservative blonde

Before someone jumps on my last line, let me rephrase. Brown wrote a book to appeal to the hopeless in a society which does not believe in a loving personal God.


34 posted on 05/25/2006 12:39:45 PM PDT by conservative blonde (Conservative Blonde)
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To: alexs

Is that before or after the Free Masons infiltrated Opus Dei?


35 posted on 05/25/2006 1:04:25 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: theDentist
OK. It's fiction. It's made it's debut and the whole of Christianity hasn't collapsed. In fact, some people seeing it have said their faith is even stronger.

Maybe we should all go out and burn American flags, it'll make our patriotism stronger!

36 posted on 05/25/2006 1:05:54 PM PDT by pawdoggie
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To: theDentist

You're supposed to capitalize "FICTION" so you can irritate the folks who get tired of being reminded that it's fiction.


37 posted on 05/25/2006 1:07:28 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Mike Bates

I have often wondered about the lineage, if any, of the cousin of Jesus, John the Baptist.


38 posted on 05/25/2006 1:09:32 PM PDT by AxelPaulsenJr (Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.)
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To: Mike Bates

I'm claiming to be Jesus' heir, and from what I hear the inheritance is quite substantial.


39 posted on 05/25/2006 1:09:33 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: alexs

"superior DNA because they are a cross-breed of angels and mortal women) "

No, that was the Nephilim, they were the heroes of old, men of reknown.
And they all perished in the flood if you follow what was written.


40 posted on 05/25/2006 1:10:07 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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