Caption Pic of John Kerry and Teresa Heinz

Yahoo News ^ | May 20,2006

[AmericanMade1776]

Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., and his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, share a moment together after receiving honorary degrees from Kenyon College during the school's commencement in Gambier, Ohio, Saturday, May 20, 2006. Sen. Kerry later gave the commencement address to Kenyon's Class of 2006. (AP Photo/Michael P. King)

[AmericanMade1776]

Puhleeeeez Teresa you are touching me!

[YouPosting2Me]

John: "How many raisins did you have?"

[xrp]

Hah, I think it is more like "John, how much pork and beans did you eat?"

[Tijeras_Slim]

John, do you think I look hot in this nun's outfit?

[neodad]

You know the rule dear, only one martini before lunch.

[atomicpossum]

"Hey, is she dead???? That means the MONEY IS MINE!!!!!"

[Personal Responsibility]

Halloween night at the Heinz-Kerry mansion. John dressed up as a student who had grades higher than D. Teresa dressed up as Professor McGonagall from the Harry Potter book series.

[AmericanMade1776]

John to Teresa, I knew you shouldn't of had that fourth Martini.

[mkjessup]

TerAAAZah: "Yes John, I KNOW that you served in Vietnam"

Senator JFink: "But did you know I was awarded THREE Purple Hearts?

TerAAAZah: "You're going to get a FOURTH if you keep bugging me about it!"

Senator JFink: "Promises, Promises"

[BB2]

"Tonite I'll be the nun, and you can be the horney priest again!"

[joebuck]

"Come on Tereza, that's not how you hold a bong."

[ditto h]

Come on, Johnny boy. Just one more for the road

[Sacajaweau]

Honey, try and sit up. I'm tired of carrying a "bag" and "a moneybag".

[Hadean]

"sniff....snifff... John? ... sniff... why do they keep calling me a sphincter? ... sniff....snort!.. what does that even MEAN? And why are they laughing? *snort*.."

[nuconvert]

"Try to sit up. How many drinks did you have?"

[Kenton]

John, tell me again about how you taught Jesse Macbeth everything he needed to know about being a highly-decorated war hero...

[Ron in Acreage]

Why is this cylinder tube is vibrating? I told you to leave Steely Dan at home!

[AmericanMade1776]

Plastered amd more Plastered

[asp1]

I don't have a caption, but I do have a question. Why does this woman always look so sloppy and undignified? She always looks as if she just tripped and stumbled out of the local watering hole. I had a drunken algebra teacher who carried herself with more class and dignity than this "pile of dirty laundry."

[McBuff]

Only Jack Daniels could convince Teresa to lean more to the right!