Wherein, the prophet (may he burn in Hell forever between 2 Farmer John's Hams) marries a 9 year old little girl.
Oh, wait. That really happened. For Brown's attack style, it will have to be a 6 year old girl. Oh wait, a 6 year old prostitute. No -- a 6 year old transvestite, gay male prostitute.
No, that probably happened too.
No. With a goat.
Do that story, Mr. Brown. Let that be your "moral duty".