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Age by Chocolate

Don't tell me your age - the Hershey Man will know!
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!




1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)









2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)










3. Add 5












4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator













5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
! If yo u haven't, add 1755.














6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.










You should have a three digit number










The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).










The next two numbers are









YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)



THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.


133 posted on 05/23/2006 5:48:25 PM PDT by GretchenM (What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul? Please meet my friend, Jesus.)
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To: GretchenM

Lol I love things like that. It doesn't take much to amuse me...


140 posted on 05/23/2006 5:52:11 PM PDT by ilovew (Jon says I'm the nicest and prettiest girl on FR)
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To: GretchenM

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

It worked for me!


162 posted on 05/23/2006 6:00:48 PM PDT by tommix2
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To: GretchenM

Whoa - right on the button!


236 posted on 05/23/2006 6:34:28 PM PDT by radiohead (Hey Kerry, I'm still here; still hating your lying, stinking guts, you coward.)
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