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To: Joe 6-pack
although I'm on sabbatical this week to drive in the Indianapolis 500....hope all you guys will be watching!

Oh man I would love to watch you but wouldnt you know it I was hand picked by a super secret government agency to test drive this top secret advanced rocket car at the bonneville salt flats that scientist reverse engineered from alien spacecraft kept at area 51 since world war two. I'm the only one that is qualified to drive it because I have seen every episode of the old speed racer cartoons on dvd 5 times and I really wouldnt want to let my country down in times of war to watch an auto race even if a freeper is in it. I hope you understand.

63 posted on 05/24/2006 12:09:08 AM PDT by freepatriot32 (Holding you head high & voting Libertarian is better then holding your nose and voting republican)
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To: freepatriot32

Hey....be safe in that rocket car....where does our country find men such as you? Every time I go up in that shuttle on a classified mission for the President or the SecDef, it makes it all worthwhile to look down on our country from up there in orbit, and know I'm doing it all for folks like you.


64 posted on 05/24/2006 6:14:01 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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