A moronic deafness to meaning behind the literal words. Right up there with wanting to ban Huck Finn on the theory that it is racists.
I realize that you, in substance, agree with me. So, I reply angrily in frustration rather than disagreement. Maybe you post in a hurry. But really, if you can't recognize the irony here -- after my very bad joke that it plays against -- well....
No, but I do sometimes read in a hurry when it's late at night. Which is why I scrolled so fast that I only read the last paragraph of your post. So, my apologies for missing the irony that came before it. And thanks for calling me a deaf moron. It made my day :)