In other news, ursine mammals are believed to excrete in forested habitats.
Doggone it. If dog poop is considered pollution and you have to pick up after your dog, who picks up after the squirrels, raccoons, birds, horses, etc. which poop in the woods, too? Does the Sierra Club organise wild animal pooper scooper parties?!
Maybe Greenpeace can develop ecofriendly diapers for wild animals to wear so these wild animals won't pollute our pristine environment.
ROTFLOL! Sometimes I have to laugh or I'd be crying like a baby all day.