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Madonna crucifies herself in L.A. tour opener
Reuters ^ | 5/22/06 | Reuters

Posted on 05/22/2006 6:13:07 AM PDT by Aquinasfan

LOS ANGELES - Madonna launched her first world tour in two years on Sunday, delighting an enthusiastic Los Angeles crowd by hanging herself from a cross, insulting President George W. Bush, and dusting off some of the sexy moves that have sustained her career for more than 20 years.

The "Confessions" tour will keep her on the road for two months in North America, and then resume on July 30 in Wales for a five-week stadium swing through eight European cities. Shows in Japan are also on tap for mid-September.

The 47-year-old dance diva spent two hours churning out most of the tunes from her new album, "Confessions on a Dancefloor," as well as a few old hits such as "Like a Virgin," "Ray of Light" and "Lucky Star."

The audience at the Los Angeles Forum included Madonna's Kabbalah guru Rabbi Yehuda Berg, socialite Nicole Richie, and gay icon Rosie O'Donnell, who upgraded herself to a premium seat on the floor and left her spouse alone in the stands.

The meticulously choreographed Vegas-style routine began 50 minutes late when a giant mirror ball was lowered from the ceiling to the end of a catwalk stretching deep into the floor. Out popped Madonna, in S&M-styled riding gear and whip, singing the new tune "Future Lovers" as four bare-breasted male dancers writhed around with ball gags in their mouths.

MADONNA, HITLER & BUSH

Later on, she donned a crown of thorns and suspended herself from a giant mirrored cross to deliver the ballad "Live to Tell." Video screens showed images of third-world poverty and reeled off grim statistics.

During one of her half-dozen costume changes, another video montage juxtaposed images of Bush, members of his administration and British Prime Minister Tony Blair with footage of Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden, and Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe. Midway through the new song "I Love New York," she deviated from the script and made a crude reference to Bush and oral sex.

Beyond that, she barely spoke to the audience, largely focusing on keeping control of a busy nightclub-style stage that boasted 15 dancers, four musicians and three backing vocalists. For the most part, she joined in the tricky choreography, her voice evidently not affected by the aerobic workout. She did pause for a few songs during which she appeared to play a shiny Gibson Les Paul guitar.

A disco segment near the end, where she dressed in a "Saturday Night Fever"-style white suit to perform "Music" thrilled the crowd, as did the "Like a Virgin" routine, when she climbed aboard a carousel-style black leather saddle.

There was no encore, and the lights came up as soon as she had completed a medley of "Lucky Star" and latest hit single "Hung Up" while sporting an illuminated white cape with "Dancing Queen" embroidered on the back.

Billboard magazine has forecast ticket sales could reach the $200 million range, making it the most successful tour by a female artist. Cher holds the record with $192.5 million from 273 shows on a "farewell" world tour that began in June 2002 and lasted almost three years, according to Billboard.

Madonna, on the other hand, is scheduled to play fewer than 60 dates on this tour. Similarly, her $125 million-grossing Re-Invention tour in 2004 and the $75 million Drowned trek in 2001 were also relatively brief.

What catapults her to the top of the leagues is her ticket price, topping out at $380 (including Ticketmaster fees) in most U.S. venues. However, it did not stop her from adding dates to accommodate demand.


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: bushhaters; idiot; luckystar; madonna; madonnaciccone; misspiggy; pleasenoticeme; scankorama; slut; whore
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To: Kokojmudd

Okay, now--even I admit The Specials are in a different league than say The Mighty Mighty Bosstones...


241 posted on 05/22/2006 2:35:07 PM PDT by RepoGirl ("That boy just ain't right..." Hank Hill)
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To: Aquinasfan

A useless old whore, trying to capture her past glory. I haven't heard a Madonna song in years.


242 posted on 05/22/2006 2:38:28 PM PDT by DesScorp
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To: durasell

Oh forget it... They actually trademarked his name "Prince" if you can believe it which is why he changed it to the symbol. I`ll never understand why anyone would sign a record deal, especially today. Record companies today are nothing more than loan companies...They lend these artists/bands money to make an album, make a video, go on tour, and they put stuff in the contract that the artists sees no profit until all that money is paid back.

So if they sell no albums guess what happens? Bankruptcy. Alot of these naive musicians never cover their arses with tough lawyers (which cost money) so these record companies put stuff in the contract that they own everything the artist writes, that the artist has to pay the lawyers, the promo people, this is paid and that is paid etc etc it`s insane. Unless these musicians have a lawyer or a manager who is an absolute animal in negotiating, these record companies will not hesitate for a second to drain every last cent from a musician.

I really don`t see the point of having a record deal anyway, you can pretty much do everything yourself nowdays through the internet. You can even hire your own publicist for $1000 bucks. Of course you have to produce something good or it won`t sell (even if you are Prince), it won`t create a word of mouth situation (which really sells albums), but at least you won`t lose your ass in the process. Of course you won`t get a video on MTV (Empty-V) but since when did MTV have anything to do with music in the first place? Blind people sure don`t need it.


243 posted on 05/22/2006 2:40:55 PM PDT by Screamname (By God, pray for me, someone help me please! Hillary is my Senator! HELP MEEE!)
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To: BellStar
How do you know?

I GOOGLED it like I do most everything else.

244 posted on 05/22/2006 2:41:37 PM PDT by kcvl
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To: Aquinasfan

Boring dunce.


245 posted on 05/22/2006 2:44:46 PM PDT by zaxxon
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To: Screamname

I can't believe this was held in a Church.

246 posted on 05/22/2006 2:48:30 PM PDT by BurbankKarl
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To: Tulane

She sucks period, anyone that pays money to see her is drunk or stoned.


247 posted on 05/22/2006 2:49:53 PM PDT by Unicorn (Too many wimps around.)
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To: Tulane

She sucks period, anyone that pays money to see her is drunk or stoned.Or from CA.


248 posted on 05/22/2006 2:50:14 PM PDT by Unicorn (Too many wimps around.)
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To: BurbankKarl

I can`t believe people paid money to see this. It`s like a lame Broadway musical. You can literally go out in the streets here in New York city and see better acts.


249 posted on 05/22/2006 3:01:25 PM PDT by Screamname (By God, pray for me, someone help me please! Hillary is my Senator! HELP MEEE!)
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To: Aquinasfan

Madonna reminds me a little of Elton John: both were unquestionably talented and exciting at the beginning of their careers, then they degenerated into theatrical self-parody.

EJ's early songs were memorably good. Then they just became junk. Madonna's work I'm not so familiar with, but I did initially have respect for her. Now, reading about these silly antics, I feel pity & contempt over her desperate need for attention.


250 posted on 05/22/2006 3:43:15 PM PDT by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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To: MoochPooch
EJ's early songs were memorably good. Then they just became junk.

Amen to that.

Candle in the Wind is the single greatest ode to medocrity I have every heard.

251 posted on 05/22/2006 3:45:00 PM PDT by Wormwood (Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!)
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To: Aquinasfan
oooooh.

You are sooo brave Madonna.  Picking on a religion that actually is "peaceful".

Why doncha show us how tough you really are and impale yourself on a Koran???

Gutless witch.

252 posted on 05/22/2006 4:09:17 PM PDT by softwarecreator (Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires.)
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To: reagan_fanatic
//Mocking Jesus Christ is the last refuge of the morally and mentally bankrupt//

Go to the evo threads and see it every day.

I have been freep-mailed on this by avowed atheist's and genuine scientists (some are both). They see it, so why 'is it not seen' GMD?

Wolf
253 posted on 05/22/2006 4:52:16 PM PDT by RunningWolf (Vet US Army Air Cav 1975)
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To: BurbankKarl
Man she is pathetic. Next thing you know even England wont have her.

A few of her earliest songs were actually okay meaning I liked them, 'celebrate' was one I think.

Wolf
254 posted on 05/22/2006 4:59:00 PM PDT by RunningWolf (Vet US Army Air Cav 1975)
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To: Aquinasfan

 

I'm guessing the tuna smells better.

255 posted on 05/22/2006 5:04:36 PM PDT by Fintan (Okay, sometimes I don't read all the articles.)
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To: Aquinasfan

The LA Forum is owned by a Church....

sheesh


256 posted on 05/22/2006 5:29:37 PM PDT by BurbankKarl
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To: SirJohnBarleycorn
Paging Father Merrin...

LOL! I was *just* recalling that memorable line: "THE SOW IS MINE!!"

257 posted on 05/22/2006 5:30:19 PM PDT by Charles Martel
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To: RunningWolf

We have some anti christian type folks on FR. I ran into some recently. It is shocking.


258 posted on 05/23/2006 3:52:41 AM PDT by se_ohio_young_conservative (Never Forget 9/11/01...R.I.P.)
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To: BellStar

wow, was that what I thought it was ?


259 posted on 05/23/2006 3:57:05 AM PDT by se_ohio_young_conservative (Never Forget 9/11/01...R.I.P.)
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To: durasell
Some of the hottest bands in NYC today among the uber-hipster young are...get this!...ska bands.

There was an ultra-hip, clove-cigarette-smoking Japanese student on our floor freshman year, back in 1980. We were all listening to "The Wall." He was into ska.

At a party at a football frat early in the year, he voiced the immortal line, "How about some ska?" We got him out before he could be beaten to a bloody pulp.

260 posted on 05/23/2006 4:43:12 AM PDT by Aquinasfan (When you find "Sola Scriptura" in the Bible, let me know)
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