Beer goggles? ;o)
Yep.
What I meant to say is, what if they are hideously ugly? I mean really, scare-little-children-on-the-street, elephant man ugly? And fat? What if they were morbidly obsese? Eight or nine hundred pounds and going through seven or eight buckets of KFC a day, the grease dripping from their acne-scarred faces in great, slow globules and over fingers the size and general shape of enormous sausages...
p.s.
But they still had "nice personalities."