[sausageseller]

Kudos to the chief if this is about raising standards. In fact if it is, then maybe he should be put in charge of the school district where he can throw a few "pop quizzes" at the students just before graduation.

One question pop quiz?

The question being the job description of an asst. chief?

You got to be joking.

[Richard Kimball]

No, every cadet should know that. An Assistant Chief's job is to kiss the Chief's @ss and slap a vacuum on a fifty pound onion sack before sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch. They also occasionally drink coffee and make lame excuses to the rank and file about why city government is so screwed up.

Not that I've spent much time dealing with Assistant Chiefs or anything.

[Lancey Howard]

Do you know how many dots there are on a c-rat cracker?
I do.

[4woodenboats]

Ooh!! I know! I know!

The Assistant Chief's job is to hold the Bat Pattern in front of the search light while the Chief zeros in on a cloud or some other stationary suspended object!

Do I win anything?

:~)

[Right Angler]

Well, I guess she showed them, huh? The gall of a young cadet, not knowing the job description of an REMF gofer like that. Nearly every department with which I am familiar, the proper job description for assistant chief is "Chief's apple polisher, lackey, henchman, and all around flying monkey". What a pompous bitch....

[TalBlack]

"The question being the job description of an asst. chief?

You got to be joking."

Actually this sort of compensating behavior is the sort of thing which may be expected from someone who understands consciously or un consciously that she herself never actually qualified for the job.

[Polybius]

One question pop quiz? The question being the job description of an asst. chief?

Well, DUH!!!

Assist. Chief Job Description: Kiss butt of Chief.