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To: sausageseller
No, every cadet should know that. An Assistant Chief's job is to kiss the Chief's @ss and slap a vacuum on a fifty pound onion sack before sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch. They also occasionally drink coffee and make lame excuses to the rank and file about why city government is so screwed up.

Not that I've spent much time dealing with Assistant Chiefs or anything.

14 posted on 05/20/2006 10:33:42 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (I like to make everyone's day a little more surreal)
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To: Richard Kimball

An Assistant Chief's job is to be the Chief's bag man.


21 posted on 05/20/2006 10:46:17 PM PDT by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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To: Richard Kimball
LOL

Chief: "Recruit, what are the duties of the Assistant Chief?"

Recruit: "The job of the Assistant Chief is to make sure you don't look stupid and ask such ignorant questions in public. I mean, if YOU don't know then maybe YOU should go back to the academy."

42 posted on 05/21/2006 6:34:01 AM PDT by Enterprise (The MSM - Propaganda wing and news censorship division of the Democrat Party.)
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