[Candor7]

You know Mullah Dadullah,

A really interestin' fellah,

With only one leg,

And a lawyer in the Hague,

He made bail with a hole,

In his medullah!

[NutCrackerBoy]

There once was a Taliban Mullah
Who went by the name of Dadullah
The trumpets were tooted
But his capture's disputed
Oh, the crap these jihadis are full o'!