[BooksForTheRight.com]

That's what happens in nature. And the bears would kill humans too. Fantasizing and idealizing these wild animals doesn't change them into Bambi, Thumper and Teddy.

[arkham]

I bet the zookeepers were not giving the bears enough protein in their diets.

The bears took care of the situation.

[No Truce With Kings]

The other day,
I met a bear,
Away up there,
A great big bear!

The other day I met a bear,
A great big bear a way up there!

He looked at me
I looked at him
He sized up me
I sized up him

He looked at me, I looked at him,
He sized up me, I sized up him.

He said to me
"Why don't you run?
I see you don't
Have any gun"

He said to me, "Why don't you run?
I see you don't have any gun."

And so I ran
Away from there
And right behind
Me was that bear

And so I ran away from there,
And right behind me was a that bear.

Ahead of me
I saw a tree
A great big tree
Oh, golly gee!

Ahead of me there was a tree,
A great big tree, oh, golly gee!

The lowest branch
Was ten feet up
I had to jump
And trust my luck

The lowest branch was ten feet up,
I had to jump and trust my luck.

And so I jumped
Into the air
And missed that branch
Away up there

And so I jumped into the air,
And missed that branch away up there.

Now don't you fret
And don't you frown
I caught that branch
On the way back down

Now don't you fret and don't you frown,
I caught that branch on the way back down.

That's all there is
There ain't no more
Until I meet
That bear once more

That's all there is, there ain't no more,
Until I meet that bear once more.

[DOGEY]

Well, at least we know what the bears will sh*t in the woods.

[Antoninus]

The bear then brought the animal to a concrete den, where three bears ate it.

I wonder if the macaque's name was Goldilocks...

[MissAmericanPie]

What does a bear eat? Anything it wants to.

[TEXASPROUD]

This bear evidently went through selection at Wafa Wafa.

[MikefromOhio]

Jim Rome ping
FReepmail me to get on or off this Jim Rome pinglist....

"Have a take, don't suck or you'll get run......."

[Revolting cat!]

Let this episode serve as a warning to illegal aliens!

[editor-surveyor]

"The bear then brought the animal to a concrete den, where three bears ate it."

Was that monkey named Goldilocks?

[Revolting cat!]

Me, I can't wait for the Dan Brown/Opie version of this story.

I bet that in it the monkey marries Mary Magdalene, they have a daughter and the Pope suppresses the real story! (That's the Reader's Digest synopsis, anyway.)

[operation clinton cleanup]

The park plans now to move the Barbary macaques which are large monkeys but often inaccurately called "Barbary Apes" to another part of the park, it said.

I'm sorry a monkey had to die, but my knowledge of the animal kingdom has increased.

[VRWC For Truth]

Ma-caque-a-nic basket to go

[Revolting cat!]

Actually, after a visit to one of the Korean restaurants around here I wouldn't bet a dollar that I hadn't just eaten an ethnic monkey meat delicacy. Anyway, whatever the source, it's invariably delicious, attractively presented, and it usually tastes like chicken!

[Smokin' Joe]

'Bushmeat's' fault?

[heights]

Thats why we don't keep bears in our homes.

[Radix]

Does a bear eat in a zoo?

[Awestruck]

I'd far rather see a bear eating a monkey, than what I witnessed at the zoo with my young daughter... a VERY HAPPY male giraffe (blue, and twisted like a corkscrew), about to get happy with a female giraffe... and "mommy! what is that thing and what are they doing???"