Ok, because I sympathise with you and other Asperger's victims, I'll try to spell things out more clearly.
"Mind like a steel trap" = "pinhead"
"Armchair general" = "able to spout off but can't walk, let alone run"
Let me know if you need any more remediation.
Perhaps a remedial spelling lesson to go along with the English class?
You have delusions of adequacy.
Did you have an original point before you started drooling the verbal spittle?