Oh, to have been a fly on the wall inside the plane when the lightning hit and the power went out. Which do you think it was? A barrage of curse words OR wailing to God to forgive his mountain of sins and transgressions and to save his humongous, gin-soaked a$$.
I say it was a little of both plus an anus puckered so tightly a nail couldn't have been driven in it with a 16 lb. sledge.
Jabba the Kennedy will likely be riding AmTrack for awhile.
Naw, probably just wailing to the hostess to bring him another ::: hic ::: scotch.