1. Thou shalt have no Gods before Hillary.
2. Thou shalt not make for yourself an idol in the form of an elephant. You shall not campaign for it or vote for it. For I am a jealous God, punishing the sins of white males to the third and fourth generation of those I hate.
3. Do not take Hillary's name in vain.
4. Remember the Sabbath Day, especially while campaigning.
5. Dishonor your father and your mother, the capitalist pigs.
6. Do not kill. Consider having your underlings do it.
7. THOU SHALT COMMIT ADULTERY.
8. Thou shalt not steal except for Whitewater, Cattle Futures, and White House silverware.
9. Thou shalt give false testimony against thy accusers.
10. THOU SHALT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE, ESPECIALLY HER ASS.
...and two special Clinton bonuses:
11. IT DEPENDS ON WHAT THE MEANING OF THE WORD 'IS' IS.
12. (From John 8:11) "Neither then do I condemn you. Go, and Sin Some More."
Cheers!
LOL! Ain't it the truth!