It would be bad enough to find him thirty flights up on the high steel, but when he shows up in your bed? What the hell is with that?
Did you see the "all natural chicken" commericals for Arby's? OMG, I can't eat there anymore, and now any mention of Chicken links in my brain to an image of Joan Rivers at 190 with ligaments that stick out like cables on a suspension bridge. What brain-dead moron put THAT ad campaign into motion?
LOL, haven't seen the Arby's ads but wow, you're so right about the clown creepiness. What is it about clowns that they fit so well with horror movies, tales of possession and such? The King takes it a step further. Stephan King is surely inspired. Omigosh, King -- King....???? Is there something subliminal going on with fast food marketers?