But I bet his ignorance is astounding.
I'm thinking that the majority of his courses were taught out of the Liberal Arts department.
What really sucks for Johnny is that he's got the white-hot spotlight shining down on him and an audience (in his case, the entire world) staring at him waiting to see what he does next. Twelve years of college should get him close to a phD, so most people are expecting him to do something great, like go into medical/scientific research, become a hotshot lawyer/banker/businessman, etc. If he ends up doing what he's qualified to do (waiter, male stripper, sign waggler, etc.), there's going to be a whole lot of embarrassment raining down on him and the college that allowed him to hang out for twelve years (at taxpayer expense, no less).