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Co-Worker Wadrobe Malfunction (Vanity)
5/10/2006 | CholeraJoe

Posted on 05/10/2006 3:42:42 AM PDT by CholeraJoe

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To: CholeraJoe

She knew what she was doing. If you kept your poker face on, didn't show any reaction at all, she was disappointed. She wanted you to say something so she could giggle, grab her chest and fake embarrassment.


41 posted on 05/10/2006 4:15:59 AM PDT by tuffydoodle (Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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To: SR 50

Self esteem and to make them more attractive to the opposite (or same) sex. I've never known a woman with natural C-cups to complain about her breasts. The smaller ones want to be bigger and the bigger ones want to be smaller.


42 posted on 05/10/2006 4:16:14 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Bayonet the wounded!)
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To: CholeraJoe
"Nice tat!"
43 posted on 05/10/2006 4:17:10 AM PDT by Beckwith (The liberal media has picked sides and they've sided with the Jihadists.)
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To: USS Alaska

Not near that impressive. Sorry.


44 posted on 05/10/2006 4:17:37 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Bayonet the wounded!)
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To: CholeraJoe

Sounds like you have found a new friend. Good for you. Chances of her not knowing what she was doing are 0.0000001. Now what are you going to do?


45 posted on 05/10/2006 4:18:42 AM PDT by jpsb
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To: CholeraJoe; Maximus of Texas

Max, you're a businessman with lots of women co-workers. This ever happen to you?


46 posted on 05/10/2006 4:19:54 AM PDT by tuffydoodle (Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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To: CholeraJoe

You could have sung "Lydia the Tattooed Lady" a la Groucho Marx and stuck your pen in your mouth if you didn't have a cigar.


47 posted on 05/10/2006 4:21:19 AM PDT by Domestic Church (AMDG...)
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To: jasoncann
it's like looking into the sun.. to long and you'll go blind.

I think you're thinking of something else.

48 posted on 05/10/2006 4:22:50 AM PDT by Labyrinthos
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To: Cindy

Or he could send her the lyrics to "Lydia".


49 posted on 05/10/2006 4:23:17 AM PDT by Domestic Church (AMDG...)
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To: CholeraJoe

Men that are exhibitionists get thrown in jail.

Was she a teacher in a previous career?


50 posted on 05/10/2006 4:25:20 AM PDT by Flyer (Illegal immigration - There, it's been mentioned, now get back on topic)
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To: CholeraJoe

Isn't there some sort of Penthouse forum you could post this to?


51 posted on 05/10/2006 4:27:39 AM PDT by sportutegrl (People who say, "All I know is . . ." really mean, "All I want you to focus on is . . .")
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To: CholeraJoe

Are you complaining? I'm figuring you're not, since if what you saw wasn't worth looking at, then you would have planted your eyes elsewhere.


52 posted on 05/10/2006 4:29:04 AM PDT by SauronOfMordor (A planned society is most appealing to those with the hubris to think they will be the planners)
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To: jasoncann

I would take a chance on one eye.


53 posted on 05/10/2006 4:29:09 AM PDT by sgtbono2002
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To: SauronOfMordor; CholeraJoe

This one has a good shot at making the vanity hall of fame!


54 posted on 05/10/2006 4:31:20 AM PDT by Warren_Piece (Smart is easy. Good is hard.)
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To: sgtbono2002

Can I do it till I need glasses?


55 posted on 05/10/2006 4:31:32 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Bayonet the wounded!)
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To: Warren_Piece

I'm betting 150 posts on under/over.


56 posted on 05/10/2006 4:32:37 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Bayonet the wounded!)
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To: RangerM

"Best not to acknowledge. If your coworker is the "letigious-type", she could be spoiling for a harrassment suit."

Agreed. Setting him up, possibly.


57 posted on 05/10/2006 4:33:19 AM PDT by Old Grumpy
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To: tuffydoodle
She knew what she was doing. If you kept your poker face on, didn't show any reaction at all, she was disappointed. She wanted you to say something so she could giggle, grab her chest and fake embarrassment.

*ding*ding*ding*

We have a winner!

58 posted on 05/10/2006 4:34:18 AM PDT by Wormwood (Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!)
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To: CholeraJoe
My office door is almost never closed and wasn't yesterday. Anyone walking by would have gotten the same view that I did. I can't figure out whether it was intentional or not.

As others have said, most likely it was intentional. Several possibilities arise. She might get off on displaying herself to people. She might be advertising for a new boyfriend. If the latter, she might be sincere (are you married?), or she might want an excuse to file a sexual harassment suit against the company and collect some bucks

Tread carefully. If she is in any way junior to you, you are vulnerable. Even if she's not, this sort of thing can be career damaging (for you)

59 posted on 05/10/2006 4:34:54 AM PDT by SauronOfMordor (A planned society is most appealing to those with the hubris to think they will be the planners)
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To: CholeraJoe

The answer depends on who you're dealing with. You're probably in a better position than anyone to know what her reaction would be to anything you might have said.

I know some people who could get away with saying "Yow! Thanks for the show! Now let's get back to work." and elicit a nice giggle and maybe even a lunch date. These are the people who can talk their way out of a 75/35 speeding ticket, or talk their way into the owner's box at the Super Bowl. Other people could get slapped - on the face first, and then with a lawsuit, for saying, "I'm sorry, I have to move. Your blouse is revealing and I don't want to violate your privacy." The very fact that you ask the question probably puts you toward the latter camp.

Best to let it ride, find a position where you and the boys are comfortable and not distracted, and see if she tries to flirt in other ways.

I'm guessing, though, that she got the reaction she wanted, 'cause now a whole forum thread is talking about her.


60 posted on 05/10/2006 4:35:41 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (A living insult to Islam since 1959.)
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