I have, 4 rifles (one a .22) 3 handguns (one a .22) and 2 shotguns (one strictly for serious social purposes). I have many ammo cans of ammo, 8 .50 cal size, 2 5.56 size, 2 20 mm size :), the better part of a 1000 round case of 7.62 NATO, plus a 500 round case of .45 ACP (some of the stuff in the cans is .45 also)
I think mine would qualify as a HUMONGOUS arsenal, and the reporter would lose control of his anal sphincter.
Don't know what he'd call the collection of my buddy with the several M-1 Carbines, some handguns, an M-2 full auto Carbine, and an M1919A4 converted (by Jews!) to 7.62 NATO, and a proportional amount of ammo... oh and a grenade launcher. He doesn't even live in Texas anymore. :) He's closer to New Jersey in fact, in Alabama. The reporter would probably just slit his wrists and be done with it.
"I have six guns. Would that qualify as a large arsenal?"
I've got something like 20...I guess they'd headline it "Man has own Ft. Knox". Flippin' yankee pussies...