I have, 4 rifles (one a .22) 3 handguns (one a .22) and 2 shotguns (one strictly for serious social purposes). I have many ammo cans of ammo, 8 .50 cal size, 2 5.56 size, 2 20 mm size :), the better part of a 1000 round case of 7.62 NATO, plus a 500 round case of .45 ACP (some of the stuff in the cans is .45 also)
I think mine would qualify as a HUMONGOUS arsenal, and the reporter would lose control of his anal sphincter.
Don't know what he'd call the collection of my buddy with the several M-1 Carbines, some handguns, an M-2 full auto Carbine, and an M1919A4 converted (by Jews!) to 7.62 NATO, and a proportional amount of ammo... oh and a grenade launcher. He doesn't even live in Texas anymore. :) He's closer to New Jersey in fact, in Alabama. The reporter would probably just slit his wrists and be done with it.
All my guns were lost in that tragic boating accident.