[VANITY] The Thread Of Hijacked Threads

N/A | 10 May 2006 | kevkrom

[Joe 6-pack]

I've seen that pic a million times before. It's almost as popular as this one...

[Chena]

Know prolem. My spel cheker iz down two. ;) And speaking of spelling, di you know about this?

The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish".

In the 1st year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm.

In the 2nd year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away.

By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!

[Millee]

And Hugh! ;o)

[Chena]

Dude, you're messin with my aura. ;)

[hispanarepublicana]

No whey.

[arasina]

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:o)

[Chena]

No whey.

Seems we have come full circle now. We're back to that dang weight and scale issue. ROFL!

[No Blue States]

Those jackbooted Cops need to stop abusing their autority!

[Chena]

What'd he say, what'd he say??? ;)

[No Blue States]

LOL

Dang, I missed it.

[Dallas59]

Well...

[No Blue States]

Thanks for the laughs AL!

[OB1kNOb]

How many jacks
Could Jack highjack
If Jack could
Highjack jack?

[RetSignman]

You wanna see me tie my shoes?

[texas_mrs]

Vanities are caused by dirty beaners crossing the border to have anchor babies.
(yes, sarcasm)

Beaner babies??

[tumblindice]

harshed yer buzz, my bad dude.
You know, this pond moss
really sparkles in the sun.

[Chena]

You wanna see me tie my shoes?

You could get booted for that!

[GovernmentShrinker]

Good idea. However, just to nitpick, the posts in question are more often on the issue du self than the issue du jour. E.g. a former poster (who I believe eventually got banned for this) used to appear on every single animal cruelty thread, no matter how heinous, and post something like "Who cares? How can you people waste time worrying about animals when babies get killed by abortion every day?" She also sometimes turned up on other types of threads, like Terri Schiavo (or similar cases), non-fatal violent crimes against humans, etc., with the same sort of comment.

[Chena]

harshed yer buzz, my bad dude. You know, this pond moss really sparkles in the sun.

I toad you so.

[RetSignman]

Ya' can't blame them, what they are getting now is chicken feed.