I think Greeley is where my dh's family goes to visit the Big City (LOL!!). They live in Brush (near Fort Morgan).
Brush is awful. Run the other direction. Even if my mother in law didn't live there, I would still hate it.
Heh, when I say "Greeley stinks" I mean that literally. When the wind is right... well, I've had many a conversation with friends where we comment that we can "smell Greeley".