Posted on 05/08/2006 11:40:19 AM PDT by Kaslin
"Dear unclean infidel dog..."
Dear Najis Infidel Leader of the Great Satan,
As-salaamu alaa manitaba al-Huda.
It disgusts me that your unclean Satanic hands will be touching the same paper on which I am writing now, but I am nevertheless writing in the interests of world peace.
Your demonic actions to limit our peaceful nuclear aspirations and endeavors to destroy the Satanic Zionist Entity have made this a time of acute tension between the world's Dajjal, the United States, and the noble and utterly peaceful Islamic Republic of Iran.
You think you can defeat us? ROFL! Like, if you even try this, the same mesmerizing light from Heaven that transfixed the UN diplomats when I spoke in New York will envelop the White House in a weird blue paralyzing glow. This will prevent you from peering into my soul and stealing its secrets, as you have with Merkel and Putin.
For the sake of peace in the world, it is time for us to work together to find new solutions for getting out of international problems and current fragile situation of the world.
Accordingly, I invite you to accept Islam. The Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) has promised that if you do, your lives and property will be safe (Bukhari, vol. 1 bk. 2 no. 24).
But if you don't, they won't be. Nuclear fire from Allah will rain down upon your heads and jinni will appear in all major American cities to cut off the hands and feet on opposite sides of those who create fitnah.
Since you are well aware that Islam is a religion of peace, I am confident that you will see the wisdom of this proposal, and the promise of world peace that it brings.
Think of this as "phasers set on stun" -- for now!!!! LOL!!!!!
Stay as sweet as you are and write back soon! LOL!
*SWAK* (Oooooh, gross-out city!!!!)
Death to America!
Mahmoud
http://www.jihadwatch.org/archives/011344.php
It will probably come on again. I'll keep an eye for it.
From your discription of it, you must has been seething as you watched it.
Has the ACTUAL letter been posted on FR yet???
From the sounds of a radio talk show this am (Rush fill-in I think?) this joke letter isn't too far off.
The real letter asked Bush to convert the U.S. to all Moslems. With just one religion we could then live in peace. It would all seem a joke except this Azetrmfck things he's living in the "end times" and is on his ways to getting nukes.
Has the ACTUAL letter been posted on FR yet???
From the sounds of a radio talk show this am (Rush fill-in I think?) this joke letter isn't too far off.
The real letter asked Bush to convert the U.S. to all Moslems. With just one religion we could then live in peace. It would all seem a joke except this Azetrmfck things he's living in the "end times" and is on his ways to getting nukes.
I believe it has. Someone might have the link to the thread
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