Posted on 05/08/2006 11:40:19 AM PDT by Kaslin
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s private letter to U.S. President George Bush proposing ‘new solutions‘ was also inadvertently emailed to Mr. Ahmadinejad’s ‘buddy list’, and so reached several major American news organizations yesterday.
It’s the first time since the 1979 revolution, that an Iranian leader has initiated direct contact with the President of the United States.
Below is a translation of the letter:
To: George Bush, president of the Great Satan, puppet of Zionists Fr: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of peaceful Islamic Republic of Iran Re: Recent tensions
Sorry it’s been so long. It hardly seems like 26 years since we held 52 Americans hostage for 444 days. Well, enough nostalgia.
Listen, I have some new ideas for how to end the tensions over our little nuclear energy project, and your crusade to let the Zionists take over the Muslim world.
I had a brainstorming session with the Guardian Council, and we came up with a lot of great solutions. But I know you’re busy putting down a Republican rebellion and trying to pull your approval rating out of the toilet (LOL), so I’ll just give you our top five ‘new solutions’.
5) Wipe Israel off the face of the map. Replace with goat ranch. 4) U.S. buys Iranian oil. I make threatening statements causing uncertainty in petroleum markets. We use the windfall profits to pay Russia to help us make nuclear devices, and to pay China to stop U.N. sanctions. U.S. continues to buy Iranian oil. 3) Get U.N. to adopt ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy regarding uranium enrichment. 2) Put Zionists in boxcars. Send back to Europe. Replace Israel with goat ranch. 1) U.S. joins global Muslim Caliphate, ensuring peace and bountiful supplies of enriched uranium for all of Allah’s people.
Feel free to choose more than one solution.
I know you have a lot on your plate — what with the threat of Nancy Pelosi becoming Speaker of the House — but try to get back to me quickly so we can get implementation on a fast track.
Yours in Peace, Mahmoud
"Dear unclean infidel dog..."
Dear Najis Infidel Leader of the Great Satan,
As-salaamu alaa manitaba al-Huda.
It disgusts me that your unclean Satanic hands will be touching the same paper on which I am writing now, but I am nevertheless writing in the interests of world peace.
Your demonic actions to limit our peaceful nuclear aspirations and endeavors to destroy the Satanic Zionist Entity have made this a time of acute tension between the world's Dajjal, the United States, and the noble and utterly peaceful Islamic Republic of Iran.
You think you can defeat us? ROFL! Like, if you even try this, the same mesmerizing light from Heaven that transfixed the UN diplomats when I spoke in New York will envelop the White House in a weird blue paralyzing glow. This will prevent you from peering into my soul and stealing its secrets, as you have with Merkel and Putin.
For the sake of peace in the world, it is time for us to work together to find new solutions for getting out of international problems and current fragile situation of the world.
Accordingly, I invite you to accept Islam. The Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) has promised that if you do, your lives and property will be safe (Bukhari, vol. 1 bk. 2 no. 24).
But if you don't, they won't be. Nuclear fire from Allah will rain down upon your heads and jinni will appear in all major American cities to cut off the hands and feet on opposite sides of those who create fitnah.
Since you are well aware that Islam is a religion of peace, I am confident that you will see the wisdom of this proposal, and the promise of world peace that it brings.
Think of this as "phasers set on stun" -- for now!!!! LOL!!!!!
Stay as sweet as you are and write back soon! LOL!
*SWAK* (Oooooh, gross-out city!!!!)
Death to America!
Mahmoud
http://www.jihadwatch.org/archives/011344.php
It will probably come on again. I'll keep an eye for it.
From your discription of it, you must has been seething as you watched it.
Has the ACTUAL letter been posted on FR yet???
From the sounds of a radio talk show this am (Rush fill-in I think?) this joke letter isn't too far off.
The real letter asked Bush to convert the U.S. to all Moslems. With just one religion we could then live in peace. It would all seem a joke except this Azetrmfck things he's living in the "end times" and is on his ways to getting nukes.
Has the ACTUAL letter been posted on FR yet???
From the sounds of a radio talk show this am (Rush fill-in I think?) this joke letter isn't too far off.
The real letter asked Bush to convert the U.S. to all Moslems. With just one religion we could then live in peace. It would all seem a joke except this Azetrmfck things he's living in the "end times" and is on his ways to getting nukes.
I believe it has. Someone might have the link to the thread
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