I know, kedd. I was just making one of my weak attempts at humor.
I guess my sense of humor has taken a powder since Tony isn't on anymore. The good news is I'm getting all kinds of stuff done around here.
BTW, for anyone who cares, the turkeys have stopped coming to our feeders. However, last night a bear was here and trashed the place. Poor birdies were sitting there this morning wondering what the bleep happened to their food. I have managed to salvage enough so the birds can still eat. Don't have a clue what we're going to do tonight. Might take the metal barrels with bird food, mix in a lot of mothballs to kill the smell and put them in the cellar. Guess we'll have to empty the feeders and put them sway too. I was out looking for bear sign and found a huge pile of you know what. So they not only trashed my feeders, they pooped on my flowers. Bad bears.