> Translation: Dude, find yourself a cigar and invite a plump thong-wearer with little sense and even less self-respect into the oval office for some executive dictation...
Hey, I don't smoke cigars, and am not into senseless, plump dictation-takers. But what's wrong with thong-wearers?
Seriously, even the appearance of hanky-panky would play into the hands of the President's enemies, one of whom was seen the other day with a sign, "Will somebody please give Bush a bl*wjob so we can impeach him?"
Sure, it's a funny line, but the precedent has been set: all Presidential sex scandals will result in impeachment from now on. Unfortunately. (They shouldn't, IMO, unless the sex actually compromised national security or something. Private dalliance has a 200-year history at the White House, and it's mostly none of our business.)
That said, I'm perfectly happy with George's unwavering devotion to Laura. She's a totally classy lady, and I can't imagine he'd ever betray her. Even for a thong-wearer.
Nothing, but there are certain items of clothing that don't necessarily flatter big girls.