[Always Right]

Ms. Clinton can't decide if she wrote NASA when she was twelve when it first opened or when she was fourteen after being inspired by an astronaut or if it was later when she was a baby sitter. She has told three different versions of this story.

[wildwood]

what about the "i wanted to be a marine but i was told i was a woman" story?

she probably couldn't overcome the shock after learning that.

[tet68]

One can only hope she soon fulfills her dreams of being a gymnast.

[appleharvey]

If that woman is elected President of the United States, I'm not leaving the country, I'm leaving the planet.

[Dilbert56]

"...I'm very interested in politics and history. So I went to law school."

"You know, in those days, there were no schools that let you major in History or Political Science. George W. Bush majored in History at Yale at the same time I was there but that major wasn't open to women"

"Turned out, the only way I could get into politics was to marry as serial womanizer but that's a whole 'nother story".

[digger48]

My family always had "mealtime policy debates" when I was a kid....didn't yours???

and I remember them vividly. but I just cant seem to remember much about my business dealings after my childhood.

[Luker]

After failing at all else - giving up on all her failed dreams - she buys and lies her way into becoming a two-bit senator from NY....what a success story - a real shinining example for the 'yutes' of America. Hate her, and always will.

[NewLand]

"I really wanted to be a man"

[Unicorn]

Makes you all warm and fuzzy.

[wildwood]

1. she was named after a mountain climber (hillary) :So when I was born, she called me Hillary and she always told me, 'It's because of Sir Edmund Hillary,'" Hillary Clinton reported (even though hillary was already 6 when hillary climbed the mountain. (from snopes.com)

2. hillary wanted to join the marines but was turned down because she was a woman.

3. she was turned down for the olympics.

4. she wanted to be in nasa but, gasp, she was a woman

5. she's alway loved the yankees, even while living in illinois.

6. she was shocked, shocked by her husband's infidelities, especially monica. never saw it coming, as it were.

[HisKingdomWillAbolishSinDeath]

I thought Hillary helped God design the human body. You would have thought she could have a least convinced him to give her an athletic body.

[sionnsar]

"I volunteered at the hospital but kept getting lightheaded and woozy when I saw anyone in any kind of distress," she said.

So much for "I feel your pain."

[Oztrich Boy]

Despite all those apparent setbacks, Clinton urged students in the audience to pursue their dreams by believing in themselves and ignoring obstacles in their path.

If you can't become an athlete, an astronaut, a doctor, a scientist, a mathematician, or a marine - you can still become a lawyer

[Miss Behave]

I thought she wanted to be a mountain climber and climb Mount Everest...just like her namesake, Everest conquerer Sir Edmund Hillary.

Oops, something doesn't quite fit there....

[KarlInOhio]

Wasn't she named after a beekeeper and navigator in the Royal New Zealand Air Force?

[No Longer Free State]

Please, no fat ass jokes.

[IBIAFR]

"My whole life has been a speed bump," she said to laughs.

Just what we need in charge. I'm surprised no one else picked up on this. Some people are destined to be proverbial 's#it magnets' primarily due to their lack of foresight. I hope this was caught on film for use in a campaign ad should she make the mistake of running for higher office.

[hershey]

She's Bridget O'Shaunessy in THE MALTESE FALCON. Lying like a rug. Poor little me, victim. Murderess.

[leprechaun9]

"I wanted desperately to be an Olympic athlete,"

What? A Summa Wrestler?

[truemiester]

She wanted to be a humador like Monica but the cigars keep drying out!