Posted on 04/30/2006 1:22:05 PM PDT by firehat
CLINTONISM: THE VULGARIZATION OF AMERICA © (PART I)
by Norman Liebmann
Today, class, we are going to discuss an American criminal ex-President still at large. Does the name Bill Clinton sound a siren?
When Bill Clinton decided to run for President it was apparent the job wasn’t attracting the kind of people it used to. Clinton is hypocritical, treasonous, duplicitous, perjurious, and perverted - all the things Democrats consider "leadership qualities". In short, if in Bill Clinton you are expecting to meet a nice guy, you’re going to be disappointed. But if you are expecting to meet a treasonous, corrupt, debauched son of a bitch, he’s not a bad guy.
Among politicians, corruption is a matter of opportunity. In Bill Clinton, it is visceral. Out of office he remains the Democrat Party’s hood ornament for treason and perversion. He is malfeasance on his way to happen. His well-earned impeachment failed to carry because the Senate felt more comfortable as an accomplice than as a jury.
Bill Clinton was born in Arkansas as he so richly deserved. He is a cross between Huckleberry Finn and Jeffrey Dahmer. In Arkansas he acquired his well-known “sex is wherever you find it” mindset. In Arkansas sexual relations has a more poignant connotation - “sex with relations”. It is hard to be abstinent in Arkansas where people can get laid without leaving home. Bubba has never been as abstinent as he deserves. Bill Clinton regards abstinence as a disease, and abstinence regards Bill Clinton as an epidemic. Through his catch-as-catch-can sexual reconnoitering, Clinton arrived at the notion that the lap is the center of the human intellect. He is the analogue for moral vagrancy. Bill Clinton has a handshake that can transmit gonorrhea and a syphilitic smile.
William Jefferson Clinton inspired the New Permissiveness - sometimes called The Copulation Explosion. At age sixty he remains a geriatric delinquent. Prurience, treason and cowardice are more than his style. They are his signature. He is still sexually ambitious, even though he has reached the age where he needs a Sears Diehard battery to jump start his prostate. He owns a vast collection of orthopedic sex toys and has a gross of orthopedic condoms, not to use, but to help him reminisce.
Bill drank deeply from The Fountain of Immaturity. He never came out of that awkward stage commonly experienced by budding sex maniacs. The boyish quality notwithstanding, if he were a horse they would have shot him years ago. Still, some women were captivated by his frizzy lambs’ wool hair and the rubescent drive-thru cocaine ingress he calls his nose. Soccer moms regard him as their human tampon. Had he not gone into politics, Bubba would have been the ideal corner man on the Jerry Springer Show where he could employ his natural sway over women by goading sluts into fist fights. American women are beginning to get Bill Clinton fatigue.
Bill Clinton has a subversive smirk, and a wink that is sufficient evidence to indict him. He is a virtual Petri dish in which salaciousness is cultured and internalized. His innards are an ideal climate to convert unwholesome inclinations into obsessions. He is an abyss of immorality whose depth we can only speculate. He became the dipstick by which a naïve America measures the depth of its cultural sewage. He is an Augean Stable of sexual inclinations. It is his mission to convince his prurient-minded constituents that immorality is better than no morality at all. Prostitutes have a name for people like Bill Clinton. They call them “customers”. It was in Arkansas that Clinton formulated his political strategy he calls "triangulation". The idea came upon him when he called a hooker and she brought along a “colleague”. It is reasonable had Clinton been in New Orleans during the Katrina inundation, he would have rented some scuba gear and gone trolling for streetwalkers.
Bubba’s major concern as President was diverting the highly-polluted Love Canal through the Oval Office. While Bubba held forth about global warming he was using the Oval Office to warm Monica Lewinsky’s globes. During his terms, Clinton never had it so good and Monica never had it so often. He hoped to find a novel posture during sex. During his term, NASA was not the only department concerned with “global positioning”. Nowadays, Bubba can’t get laid without using a compass.
As a product of a dysfunctional family, it was inevitable that Bill Clinton would formulate the political philosophy with which he administered his dysfunctional Administration. Here are some of the elements of the Clinton legacy: He taxed everything sufficiently as to inspire a black market even in stuff nobody wanted it. He initiated the androgynous Army to mix the pansies with the paratroopers. It boggles the stomach to think that questions of war were ever left to Bill Clinton who has been known to faint while watching someone bait a fishhook.
As President, Clinton determined the way to solve the problem of vagrancy was by sanitizing its name to “homelessness”. He contrived the name NAFTA, which became an open invitation for invasion by the swarthy hordes to the South. He forced ethnic jokes to go underground. He threw open America’s door to the world’s sexual deviants. For all intents and purpose he altered the Statue of Liberty to be The Statue of Puberty, and changed its generous invitation to read, “Send me your cuddly masses longing to be gay”. His spiritual advisor was Jesse Jackson whose religious advice encrusts faith into filth. A criminal by intuition, as Clinton’s administration ended, he and Hillary looted more bric-a-brac from the White House than Bob Barker ever gave away. His counterfeit optimism is just another manifestation of his capacity for garden variety deceit. He introduced the syrupy NutraSweet he called "caring", whose IV drip trickled toxins into the arterial system of the body politic. Once infected, it lured the unwashed and uninitiated to follow him zombie-like into the liberal fetid swamp of counterfeit "caring". Ultimately, this placebo of sentimentality proves to be a cultural Kevorkian cocktail.
RACE
Racial stress is the prime ingredient in which Clinton simmers his salmagundi. Race relations are the most identifying stain on his legacy. He keeps trying to convince the hoi polloi that America is the ideal environment for black people - something God thought he had already accomplished in Africa. Clinton does not regard black people as a constituency, but as a colony. He has convinced them that freedom is only available if he is holding the controlling end of the leash. The commonality of the inner city stands ready to transfer their allegiance from Bill to Hillary - they having convinced themselves that the antidote to the Clinton poison is more Clinton poison.
It is a cornerstone of the Clinton domestic policy that poverty among minorities is a natural state. Many have become convinced that being unemployed is the ideal reaction to reality. Thus, the Clintons created for themselves a constituency of the dependent. Bill Clinton, Jesse Jackson and “Jimmah” Carter, who have staked out the ethnics as their turf, would do well to realize, while their votes belong to these demagogues, ultimately their asses will belong to God. Not every Caucasian is preoccupied 24 hours a day with race relations. Clinton conditioned minorities to view this general indifference as scorn and promoted it to his advantage. For Bill Clinton, racial strife is more than his legacy. It is his victory.
It is an easy conclusion that Bill and Hillary Clinton don’t give a shit about the minorities - and everybody knows it except the minorities. In Washington he calls them African Americans. In Chappaqua to him they are just “porch monkeys”. Minority discontent is a wishing well for the Clintons. The Clintons see them only as ATM machines with large lips and wide nostrils. Now that Bill Clinton is being labeled the first black President and Hillary is calling Congress a plantation, one speculates that Chelsea is the only one in that family who opted to remain white.
Immediately after The New Yorker magazine, bible of chichi socialist chic, reported that Bill Clinton was the first black President, he moved his office to the inner city where he persuaded residents that what was really needed in Harlem was another black person. Clinton hitched his political caboose to the Soul Train. It was a case of the rural scum gravitating to the city slum. If Bill “Color Me Black” Clinton is indeed a black ex-President, he has never shared in the deprivations endured by his underclass adherents. The fact is Bubba was less a black President, than a white President who was uncomfortable among Caucasians.
If we read Genesis correctly, by the second generation of Humanity, there was murder most foul. The heinous aspect of Mankind festered in the Garden of Eden and reached its synthesis in Bill Clinton. Clinton betrayed his country for a campaign donation, he betrayed his genealogy for a demographic edge, and his marriage for a roll in the hay. The New Yorker’s endorsement of Clinton’s depravity has become the inner city’s criteria for political viability. He has been sexually overcompensated. Everything else he stole. He is the Grinch that stole democracy, the campus icon of dropouts, underachievers, welfare recipients, and seditious student sheep in Canadian clothing.
Bubba’s all-purpose alibi for his depredations is that "Everybody does it" may not work as well for him in the next world as it did in this one. Satan would do well to think twice before rolling out the red carpet in The Pit. In a rare political misstep, The Prince of Darkness made Bill Clinton his agent on earth, not realizing when he arrives in Hell he will immediately try to spread discontent among The Damned. After all, when you are spending Eternity turning on a spit over a slow fire, The Damned develop a very low threshold for bullshit - which is bad news for Bill Clinton.
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Norm nails it again, as usual.
Thank you Bill Clintoon.
"It is hard to be abstinent in Arkansas where people can get laid without leaving home"
This reveals a lot about the author, I didn't finish the article.
I have missed your pithy commentary...have you been gone, or have I just not seen it? Love the "dipstick" visual...great tagline.
Good grief it's been how many years since Clinton was in office? It's time for us to clean out our own party not keep rehashing Clintons time.
Previously posted in another thread:
FACTS.
Bill Clinton registers for the draft on September 08, 1964, accepting all
contractual conditions of
registering for the draft.
Selective Service Number 3 26 46 228.
Bill Clinton classified 2-S on November 17, 1964.
Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on March 20, 1968.
Bill Clinton ordered to report for induction on July 28, 1969.
Bill Clinton refuses to report and is not inducted into the military.
Bill Clinton reclassified 1-D after enlisting in the United States Army
Reserves on
August 07, 1969, under authority of Col. E. Holmes.
Clinton signs enlistment papers and takes oath of enlistment.
Bill Clinton fails to report to his duty station at the University of
Arkansas ROTC, September 1969.
Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on October 30, 1969, as enlistment with Army
Reserves is revoked by
Colonel E. Holmes and Clinton now AWOL and subject to arrest under Public
Law 90-40 (2)(a)
registrant who has failed to report remain liable for induction.
Bill Clinton's birth date lottery number is 311, drawn December 1, 1969,
but anyone who has already been ordered to report for induction is
INELIGIBLE!
Bill Clinton runs for Congress (1974), while a fugitive from justice under
Public Law 90-40.
Bill Clinton runs for Arkansas Attorney General (1976), while a fugitive
from justice.
Bill Clinton receives pardon on January 21, 1977, from Carter.
Bill Clinton FIRST PARDONED FEDERAL FELON ever to serve as President of the
United States.
All these facts come from Freedom of Information requests, public laws, and
various books that
have been published, and have not been refuted by Clinton.
After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, President Clinton promised that
those responsible
would be hunted down and punished.
After the 1995 bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed five U.S military
personnel; Clinton promised
that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
After the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed 19 and
injured 200 U.S. military personnel;
Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
After the 1998 bombing of U.S. embassies in Africa, which killed 224 and
injured 5,000;
Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
After the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, which killed 17 and injured 39 U.S.
sailors; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and
punished.
Yes, it's true.
That's what I will NEVER forgive. Because of Clinton, all of America was subjected to news of him getting a bj in the Oval Office of The White House.
The choice of how parents educated their children on this subject was taken from them. The 6 o'clock news became obscene.
Clinton was a real jerk for putting the Country through that. To say he is selfish and self-absorbed is putting it mildly.
Well, at least it was not sex (as Bill told us, finger wagging)
/sarc
X42, Pres. Damian was said to have opined "Go and sin some more!"
BTTT!
This is an absolute classic!
What was it we knew about Clinton in 1992 that made so many Americans hate him?
Classic firehat... Always enjoyed "This Just In" back in the day...
Looks like someone agrees with you!
Anyone who tells you it was about President Clinton getting oral sex in the Oval Office is ignoring the more offensive act of sticking a cigar in the vagina of an intern very close to his daughter's age. Oh yeah, on Easter morning.
That's not getting a BJ. That's freaking depraved.
Yeah, I dispise Clinton, too, but my thoughts are based on facts, not loudly stated opinions that smear people with a broad brush based on race, ethnicity, and home culture. Just two examples of this writer's enormous stupidity: living in Arkansas is somehow sufficient in itself to produce incest and that "black" people belong in Africa because that's where God intended them to live. I read the whole thing just to make sure that my initial opinion of this man as a minor-rate intellect with a first-rate ability to string words together was true. I was right.
former president Manbearpig=half man, half bear, mostly pig
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