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Gyllenhaal Offends Gulf War Veterans
Pressemitteilung ^ | March 29, 2006 | PR staffer

Posted on 04/29/2006 5:30:19 PM PDT by an amused spectator

Movie star JAKE GYLLENHAAL has shocked American Gulf War veterans by joking they did nothing but "masturbate" during their time in the desert in 1991.

The cheeky 25-year-old stars in JARHEAD, a movie exposing the US soldiers' lack of combat in the Middle Eastern conflict.

He said, "The US soldiers were sent to the desert for 122 days and they sat in the same tent and did nothing, except a little too much masturbating."


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KEYWORDS: brokeback; gyllenhaal; hollywood
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To: TET1968

Good question. Must be some new trash can.


81 posted on 04/30/2006 11:29:53 AM PDT by Ptarmigan (Ptarmigans will rise again!)
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To: an amused spectator
GYLLENHAAL is obviously over compensating for the devastating knowledge that his best parts ran down his father's leg and onto the alley pavement....

Semper Fi
82 posted on 04/30/2006 4:43:23 PM PDT by river rat (You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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To: an amused spectator

Another brilliant observation from another insignificant, irrelevant Hollywood snob.


83 posted on 04/30/2006 5:14:39 PM PDT by Roberts
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To: an amused spectator
Twenty two of my shipmates on the USS Saratoga died in Haifa harbor on Dec. 22, 1990 when the ferry boat they were on sank. I dare this little faggot to tell me, my other shipmates or their families to our faces that they spent all their time masturbating.

By the time we finished with him, he sure as hell wouldn't be making Academy Award nominated gay porn any more.

84 posted on 04/30/2006 5:33:41 PM PDT by CFC__VRWC
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To: an amused spectator
Ya know...this asshole needs to be pounded in the dirt by all the members of the United States Armed Forces who served in Operation Desert Shield/Storm.

I will be the first one to punch his ugly mother------- face in.

He is a f-g discgrace. He is not worthy to be called an American.

85 posted on 04/30/2006 7:18:44 PM PDT by GulfWar1Vet (Remember 9/11...and the reason we are fighting. Islam is a threat to our national security.)
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To: L.N. Smithee
He's not Hayden Christiansen bad, but he's Tobey Maguire bad.

He's at least as bad as Maguire (and thank God someone other than me noticed that Maguire is a truly mediocre talent--I've seen better performances come out of the Diet Coke can on my desk) but I think Christiansen is a bit more maligned than he would otherwise be thanks to Lucas' complete inability to write.

86 posted on 04/30/2006 7:52:43 PM PDT by ECM (Government is a make-work program for lawyers.)
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To: durasell
A) I actually enjoy hockey. As a sport it rivals baseball.

I have never come within 800 miles of Canada and I agree with that statement 100%. Go Sharks!

87 posted on 05/01/2006 2:03:34 AM PDT by L.N. Smithee (Q: Presidente Fox, what are you doing to make Mexico a place your people don't want to leave?)
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To: an amused spectator

More dopes that don't know the difference between a soldier and a marine.


88 posted on 05/01/2006 2:36:02 AM PDT by metesky ("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)
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