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Well, Fitzmas was a bust, the Easter Fitz didn't come through, and now we have the Fitzorial Day Parade coming next.
Followed by the Fitz of July, Labor Fitz, Fitzoween and then, of course, Fitzgiving.
I think these holidays are just being made up by the press in order to sell papers!
You forgot Fitzter and St. Fitzrick's Day.
And Martin Luther Fitzking Day, and Fitzident's Day. Fitz isn't delivering on any holiday. He can kiss his dreams of AG or SCOTUS justice goodbye.
BUAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA