"You refer to non-existent stockpiles of chemical weapons. Of course the peaceful people of Iraq are not interested in weapons of massive destruction. That is a lie from the infidel President of America Boosh and his lapdog Dan Burton. Just ask your trustworthy patriot Mr. Howard Dean of the Revolutionary Democrat Liberation Party."
That would be funny if it weren't so true!!
WMD's weren't the only reason we needed to neutralize Saddam Hussein.