LOL!
Another one from my beloved late father-in-law, which he used on the occasion of his 60th wedding anniversary:
I've been happily married for 25 years. Of course, I've been married for 60 years....
He got many of his jokes from a record (records?) that he used to listen to on his mother's gramophone. (He would have been 93 next month.) He had the timing down just right, too.
Good one. We always remember with extra fondness the people who made us laugh. Okay, just one more of Henny's oft-repeated ones: A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.