"My wife met me at the front door and told me I was going to take her to the most expensive place to eat in town. So I took her to the airport for a hot dog."
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"Thankyou, thankyou, you'reawonnerful audience, don't forget to tip your servers, and hurry back!"
65 posted on 04/25/2006 9:31:02 AM PDT by Jonah Hex
("How'd you get that scar, mister?" "Nicked myself shaving.")