[DTogo]

White House Press Corps to get their clocks cleaned!

GO GET' EM, TONY THE TIGER!!

[Bahbah]

Tony the Tiger. He will be a class act. Well, he is a class act. I was hoping for this. He negotiated the terms and I'm confident that wasn't about salary, it was access and message. What a wonderful asset for the President and a seat at the table of history for a friend.

[Former Military Chick]

FYI:


"Sources close to the White House say that Fox News anchor Tony Snow is expected to accept the job as White House press secretary," Anderson Cooper said at the top of 360 tonight.

CNN correspondent Suzanne Malveaux said there may be an announcement in the next few days -- possibly as soon as Tuesday. "Sources say that this came to some sort of resolution over the weekend," she said.

Cooper asked: "Is this a done deal?" She replied: "it's a matter of crossing the t's and dotting the i's."

[dinasour]

At a White House press briefing, sometime in the near future.

 

Announcer: "The daily briefing will start in 30 seconds. Woof."

 

David Gregory: "This is David Gregory of NBC News. I have a question about the Administration's..."

 

Surfer Boy: "Stay on the line. You'll be on just after Bubba Podunk from Midlands and Dweezil Moonbeam from San Francisco, if we don't run into a break."

 

David Gregory: "What do mean A BREAK? This is a WHITE HOUSE PRESS CONFERENCE!"

 

Surfer Boy: "It's a hard break. I can't stop it, the computer just does it."

 

David Gregory: "I OBJECT! THIS NEVER HAPPENED WITH SCOTT MCCLELLAN!"

 

Surfer Boy: "Don't yell at me. I'm just a producer. If you don't like the rules, call the boss."

 

David Gregory: "George Bush?"

 

Surfer Boy: "Who did you think, Miss Beazley?"

 

David Gregory: "THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS! I'M CALLING RANDI RHODES!"...

 

David Gregory: "AND I'M NEVER GOING TO VOTE FOR GEORGE BUSH AGAIN!" <CLICK>

 

Surfer Boy: "I'm sorry, Tony. I lost David, again".

 

Tony: "No matter. I see here that NBC has laid off its entire news division. The NBC Nightly News is being recast as the News Hour with Maury Povich and Newsweek is being absorbed by The Onion.

 

Surfer Boy: "He'll do all right. I hear that Warner Bros. is doing a full Broadway production of the Loony Tunes rendition of Wager's Ring Cycle. He's been, um, mentioned as the lead candidate for the role of Elmer Fudd"

 

[On Air]

 

Tony: "Next up is Bubba from Midlands".

 

Bubba: "Good morning, Tony. It's great to talk to you again. I have a question about the Administration's..."

At a White House press briefing, sometime in the near future.

 

Announcer: "The daily briefing will start in 30 seconds. Woof."

 

David Gregory: "This is David Gregory of NBC News. I have a question about the Administration's..."

 

Surfer Boy: "Stay on the line. You'll be on just after Bubba Podunk from Midlands and Dweezil Moonbeam from San Francisco, if we don't run into a break."

 

David Gregory: "What do mean A BREAK? This is a WHITE HOUSE PRESS CONFERENCE!"

 

Surfer Boy: "It's a hard break. I can't stop it, the computer just does it."

 

David Gregory: "I OBJECT! THIS NEVER HAPPENED WITH SCOTT MCCLELLAN!"

 

Surfer Boy: "Don't yell at me. I'm just a producer. If you don't like the rules, call the boss."

 

David Gregory: "George Bush?"

 

Surfer Boy: "Who did you think, Miss Beazley?"

 

David Gregory: "THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS! I'M CALLING RANDI RHODES!"...

 

David Gregory: "AND I'M NEVER GOING TO VOTE FOR GEORGE BUSH AGAIN!" <CLICK>

 

Surfer Boy: "I'm sorry, Tony. I lost David, again".

 

Tony: "No matter. I see here that NBC has laid off its entire news division. The NBC Nightly News is being recast as the News Hour with Maury Povich and Newsweek is being absorbed by The Onion.

 

Surfer Boy: "He'll do all right. I hear that Warner Bros. is doing a full Broadway production of the Loony Tunes rendition of Wager's Ring Cycle. He's been, um, mentioned as the lead candidate for the role of Elmer Fudd"

 

[On Air]

 

Tony: "Next up is Bubba from Midlands".

 

Bubba: "Good morning, Tony. It's great to talk to you again. I have a question about the Administration's..."