It's NOT an "amnesty", dammit!
It's simply a foregivness of having violated a meaningless counterproductive unenforeced "law", and granting citizenship (fast-track) as a show of apology for our having been rude to These Good People Who Only Want To Come Here To Take Jobs Americans Were Doing.
But it's NOT "amnesty."
Got it? Or would you prefer a few terms in "reeducation camp" to HELP you get it?
Now shut up and be nice to your new neighbors. You do NOT want to get them angry!
/s rc m (half-sarcastic)