Lol! You have the best graphics!! (And of course, I'm copying and saving them...)
Speaking of not pressing 1 for English, whenever I use an atm card or credit card and the machine asks me to pick a language, I skip that step. IF the default language ever comes up as NOT english, I will quit utilized that establishment! (Hasn't happened yet)
When I counter Poles here in Chicago, I refuse to tell them that and THAT is the only thing I'll say in Polish ;)