Posted on 04/22/2006 5:15:24 PM PDT by wagglebee
Carrie Lukas’ new book, The Politically Incorrect Guide to Women, Sex and Feminism, just dropped, and I predict that it will get all the feministas’ big panties in a major wad. Carrie has done her homework in this easy to read, all bases covered, truly pro-women, hot and pithy tome; and you need to fear, lunatic liberal ladies, because she has facts that are going to challenge your fiction.
I’m sure right now all the anonymous Amazon.com book review attack weirdoes, who do not have a life and won’t actually read the book but feel compelled to write their inane and uninformed critiques, are queuing up to lay into Carrie. They’re sweating. And they need to sweat, because in this soon to be New York Times best seller, Mrs. Lukas shreds the lies which the female chauvinist pigs (FCP) have sold our nation’s fair ladies—I’m talkin’ wood chipper style. She shows the women who would be women the true identity of postmodern day feminists: misogynists with vaginas . . . womyn who not only hate men, but women also.
BTW . . . have you ever seen a feminist around a womanly woman and not one of her butch buddies who's sporting a Tim Allen haircut? (Question: If feminists and lesbians hate men like they do, why do they try to look like us?) They always have that tsk-tsk, you poor oppressed dupe look on their face . . . y’know, that furrowed brow stare that’s a combination of pity and derision. Anyway, back to Lukas’ book.
Another cool thing about The Politically Incorrect Guide to Women, Sex and Feminism is that it was a young, accomplished woman, who also happens to be a happy wife and mother, who penned this work of non-fiction. These are not the crayon scribblings of some repressed, backwoods, barefoot, unenlightened Ellie Mae Clampett, but rather a girl who got her bachelor’s at Princeton, her Masters at Harvard and did it without drinking the lesbians’—I mean the feminists’—Kool Aid.
This book is going to liberate ladies to be ladies; and contrary to the propaganda belched forth via our universities and MSM, there are a whole lot of lassies who: 1. Like being a woman, in a traditional sense. *I’ll take a Katharine McPhee over a Hillary any day.
2. Don’t think men are the enemy.
3. Like a guy to be a guy, i.e., masculine and not metrosexual. Men who don’t have a feminine side. A guy who hasn’t “learned to cry”.
*I tried crying in front of my wife one time. It moved her for about twenty seconds. Then she told me to cut the crap and get my act together because she was not going to be married to a poodle. Yes, there are millions of girls who celebrate the difference!
4. (Believe it or not) Like men to the bread winners, who are intellectually robust and who can kick some punk’s butt if it needs kickin’. *The other day, me and a buddy of mine nearly opened up a big can a whup a** on a couple of guys who were making obscene gestures towards my wife and daughters. All my girls loved it, and my wife thanked me later.
5. Look to their husband’s to provide rather than looking to the feminists’sugar daddy, Uncle Sam.
6. Would like to see a return to chivalry and romance. Who like being courted, pursued, cherished and honored. Who like the guy to pick up the tab (every tab), open the door for them and are not suspicious of flowers and thoughtful gifts.
7. Don’t want their vagina turned into a sexual turnstile. Who don’t want to be the village bicycle. Who see the benefits of serious sex verses casual sex. Who’re not buying the Paris Hilton/Courtney Love/Madonna whore thing. Who can be sexy without being a skank. Who like to retain their respect and power and require a man to show some commitment before he gets to run the bases.
8. Want to get married to a man versus a career. Who still believe that being married to the right guy is good for the soul, the body, the pocket book and their sex life no matter what pop culture and the FCP’s have tried to shame them in to believing.
9. Want to have a baby before half of their life is history. Who don’t want to be in diapers when their child is. *BTW girls, the longer you wait the more difficult it’s going to be to get pregnant. If you’re waiting strategically ‘til your mid 30’s–40’s well, uh . . . good luck.
10. When they have the baby, they actually want to raise it themselves instead of tossing it into day care or giving it to some nanny who shakes it like a maraca while you’re at work. *Speaking of babies being pro-life is not being anti-woman.
11. Don’t feel like they must vote for a woman just because she’s a woman.
12. Don’t believe being a woman makes them a victim.
I could go on and on singing the praises of this tour de force. This book is destined to do damage to 21st century feminism . . . major, irreparable damage to the likes of NOW, FCP professors and their parrots whose rhetoric and recipes have wrecked the lives of so many, many women around the world.
Do yourself a favor, women who would be women: buy it, read it, get freed by it and then let your voice be heard, girl friend.
Needs to be said
The Feminist only answer to the problems their Do-gooder liberal policies create is always MORE state aid
What a racket
I wonder if she'll poke holes in the dyke goal of combat arms for women?
--I tried crying in front of my wife one time. It moved her for about twenty seconds. Then she told me to cut the crap and get my act together
LOL
My dear, I have several girlfriends in the DC area who are single and are just like that. Ladies in every sense of the word--strong, smart, sweet, romantic, Christian, conservative, and willing to let a strong brave man lead the way. Let me know if you want me to fix you up. P.S. They all have guns, dogs, and evening gowns and they all drink, so if you're looking for a delicate miss who gets the vapors, they're not for you.
Believe me, they are out there! My daughter waited and waited for one who "went to man school". She continued to live her life, going to grad school, etc. She found him! And she's marrying him in November.....which is when she will move into his house, by the way.
She has a number of friends who are much like she is, and these are women who went to a private, all-girls HS and an assortment of very good universities.
I wonder where command of the English language, proper spelling, and grammar is on the author's list.
Hint: apostrophes are not used to arrive at the plural form despite this widespread and incorrect usage on the Internet.
Maybe you should try a grocery store.
I've heard Home Depot and Lowe's aren't bad either!
The femenist movement was never about women. It is like the NAACP, the Aclu, LULAC, and many oither organizations which are leftist creations to create division in Amerian society. Those smart women who joined up quickly saw that and left. The femist silence on the Muslim abuse of women is a clear example.
I'm one of them....and I'm happily married. However, my best friend is also one of them, and still looking for the perfect guy.
Wish this had happened 40 years ago when all the women in my peer group were more interested in "I am woman! Hear me roar!" than they were being normal.
Ping!
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