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To: Izzy Dunne
I imagine they have this covered, but what if you're channel hopping?

"Channel 4 is boring. I wonder what's on Channel 5? Drat! It's that DiTech guy! Now I'm stuck here for 2 minutes! ... Whew, glad that's over. Huh. Channel 5 is boring too. I wonder what's on Channel 7? Drat! It's Levitra! Now I'm stuck here for 2 minutes!"

7 posted on 04/21/2006 5:48:22 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Never question Bruce Dickinson!)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Yep, its gonna suck. Which is why the Feds will have to mandate it.


8 posted on 04/21/2006 5:49:20 AM PDT by Wolfie
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To: ClearCase_guy
Just wait til they have the TV chair, with wrist straps and ankle straps controlled by the TV station.

No more bathroom breaks...

12 posted on 04/21/2006 5:50:57 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

"I imagine they have this covered, but what if you're channel hopping?"

I don't watch a lot of TV but I have noticed they have that covered. For some odd reason, all the channels tend to put their commercials on at the same time. Who'da thunk it?
They still haven't figured out sports. The breaks are irregular and don't fall in line with other programming.


13 posted on 04/21/2006 5:51:14 AM PDT by brownsfan (It's not a war on terror... it's a war with islam.)
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To: ClearCase_guy
I imagine they have this covered, but what if you're channel hopping?

It's covered. You would be locked out of changing the channel during a commercial (I'm not kidding).

21 posted on 04/21/2006 5:56:08 AM PDT by RogueIsland (.)
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To: ClearCase_guy
Channel hopping is near-extinct in my house since we got our Dish. The first problem was that you had to wait when you hopped for the receiver to acquire the new signal, it wasn't instanteous like the set in the kitchen (which isn't wired, but doesn't have any decent reception to speak of). Then we got a hard drive and you could pause and rewind shows -- but you lose all that if you change channels. So if someone leaves the room, you can't sneak a peek and the other channels because they might want to rewind if they missed something.

(Then again, we also can't tape a channel that we aren't looking at because all the channels are Ch. 3 now.)

31 posted on 04/21/2006 6:17:57 AM PDT by Tanniker Smith (I didn't know she was a liberal when I married her.)
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To: ClearCase_guy
Drat! It's Levitra! Now I'm stuck here for 2 minutes!

Commercials lasting longer than four hours, though rare, will require immediate destruction of the TV... ; )

39 posted on 04/21/2006 6:43:21 AM PDT by ravingnutter
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