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Madeleine Albright Can Leg-Press 400 Pounds
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Posted on 04/20/2006 7:50:12 PM PDT by mkmensinger

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To: mkmensinger

Yeah, she won't remarry because she has strong legs.

Is it Friday already?


41 posted on 04/20/2006 8:24:27 PM PDT by Radix
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To: speedy

Yes, that is the title. "'NYT' Sunday Preview: Madeleine Albright Can Leg-Press 400 Pounds "
Click on the link.


42 posted on 04/20/2006 8:25:44 PM PDT by mkmensinger
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To: mkmensinger

That don't mean squat.


43 posted on 04/20/2006 8:25:57 PM PDT by Poincare
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To: Mr. Brightside; usmcobra
Cankles = Ankles the same size as calves?

Some call her "Cankles". I prefer "Her Crusty Pantsuitness".

44 posted on 04/20/2006 8:26:21 PM PDT by rlmorel ("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
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To: mkmensinger

Is that what it takes to get an excited Michael Moore off of her after a Liberal Bush bashing lovefest?


45 posted on 04/20/2006 8:27:34 PM PDT by TheForceOfOne (El Chupacabra spotted near U.S./Mexican border feeding on illegal immigrants. Pass it on..)
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
"...Being able to press 400 pounds comes in real handy when you're pulling the ice wagon..."


46 posted on 04/20/2006 8:28:13 PM PDT by rlmorel ("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
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To: potlatch

Did the article happen to say how much she can clean and snatch? Ah nevermind ;>


47 posted on 04/20/2006 8:31:03 PM PDT by Capn TrVth
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To: rlmorel

I'd call her "Stumps".


48 posted on 04/20/2006 8:31:03 PM PDT by BunnySlippers
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To: mkmensinger
This follows a discussion of how she does not expect to re-marry, partly because, as she says, "I'm intimidating, don't you think?"

I suppose extremely ugly can be viewed as 'intimidating'...

49 posted on 04/20/2006 8:32:00 PM PDT by Publius6961 (Multiculturalism is the white flag of a dying country)
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To: rlmorel
You know that she makes those swishy sounds with those thighs held together by pantyhose when she walks....
50 posted on 04/20/2006 8:34:42 PM PDT by Kimmers (If you want peace you must be prepared for war......)
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To: Capn TrVth

Yep, nevermind!


51 posted on 04/20/2006 8:37:21 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: Kimmers
You know that she makes those swishy sounds with those thighs held together by pantyhose when she walks....


52 posted on 04/20/2006 8:38:36 PM PDT by rlmorel ("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
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To: RinaseaofDs
She leg presses 400 lbs just getting out of her chair.

Ok, that one's the winner...
53 posted on 04/20/2006 8:39:58 PM PDT by Antoninus (I don't vote for liberals, regardless of party affiliation.)
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To: mkmensinger
Madeleine Albright Can Leg-Press 400 Pounds

“I can leg-press up to 400 pounds.” This follows a discussion of how she does not expect to re-marry,...

That is because Ted Kennedy was on top of her...

The real question is: Does she still use a fishing trawler rig to get into her girdle?

54 posted on 04/20/2006 8:46:38 PM PDT by Sir Francis Dashwood (LET'S ROLL!)
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To: rlmorel

really gross.....but an appropriate response


55 posted on 04/20/2006 8:47:47 PM PDT by Kimmers (If you want peace you must be prepared for war......)
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To: manwiththehands

She can probably bench 400, too.


56 posted on 04/20/2006 8:53:17 PM PDT by gotribe (It's not a religion.)
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To: RinaseaofDs

I was in McDonald's a few months ago waiting in line. At the front of the line was this huge fat lady who was taking an inordinate amount of time to get her order straight. This crusty old fellow behind me with a baritone voice that everybody could hear, said: “It don't look like she needs a whole lot of that extra nutrition, does it?”

I laughed so hard tears came to my eyes.

One week later I was on the way into the bathroom at the same WalMart that had the McDonald's. There was this very loud gastric sound coming from one of the toilet stalls. I immediately turned to leave and it was that same old guy behind me I almost ran into. I said, “I'll wait.” He replied, turning around: “Yeah, me too, I never cared much for symphony.”


57 posted on 04/20/2006 9:11:55 PM PDT by Sir Francis Dashwood (LET'S ROLL!)
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To: mkmensinger

At least her Dad got Condi interested in pursuing more worldly studies than music for the ultimate benefit of all of us.


58 posted on 04/20/2006 9:19:19 PM PDT by 1066AD
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To: mkmensinger

Please! No pictures!


59 posted on 04/20/2006 9:29:04 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Stupidity should make you sterile.)
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To: potlatch
"...and after Helen Thomas and Hillary, Albright is the last person I want to visualize doing that!"

Well, there IS Janet Reno.

60 posted on 04/20/2006 9:31:05 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Stupidity should make you sterile.)
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