"Hi, Mr. DJ. Can you play a song for me? Please play 'Don't sleep in the subway' by Petula Clark. And, no, I do not plan to release poison gas into your underground later tonight."
Me: - "Hey, Mr. Cab Driver, will you please put in this CD of Tony Bennet's 'I Left My Heart in San Francisco'?"
Cab driver: - "Attention Homeland Security - I've got a nut case in my cab that wants to strew body parts around San Francisco!"