FOX News' Tony Snow Among Possible White House Spokesman Candidates

Fox ^ | 4-19-2006

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WASHINGTON — With a few personnel shifts going on in the White House, there's speculation that presidential spokesman Scott McClellan may be looking to step down.

One of the people the White House has approached as a possible replacement for McClellan is FOX News Radio host Tony Snow. The White House discussed the possibility with Snow as recently as this week.

[LibertyFreedomLife]

I'm the decider.
I pick and I choose.
I pick among whats.
And choose among whos.

And as I decide
Each particular day
The things I decide on
All turn out that way.

I decided on Freedom
For all of Iraq.
And now that we have it,
I'm not looking back.

I decided on tax cuts
That just help the wealthy.
And Medicare changes
That aren't really healthy.

And parklands and wetlands
Who needs all that stuff?
I decided that none
Would be more than enough!

I decided that schools
All in all are the best
The less that they teach
And the more that they test.

I decided those wages
You need to get by
Are much better spent
On some CEO guy.

I decided your Wade
Which was versing your Roe
Is terribly awful
And just has to go.

I decided that levees
Are not really needed.
Now when hurricanes come
They can come unimpeded.

That old Constitution?
Well, I have decided
Is "just goddam paper"
It should be derided.

I've decided gay marriage
Is icky and weird.
Above all other things,
It's the one to be feared.

And Cheney and Rummy
And Condi all know
That I'm the Decider -
They tell me it's so.

I'm the Decider
So watch what you say
Or I may decide
To have you whisked away.

Or I'll tap your phones.
Your e-mail I'll read.
`cause I'm the Decider -
Like Jesus decreed.

Yes, I'm the Decider
The finest alive
I'm gonna nuke Iran.
Now watch this drive!

[Mr. Brightside]

there's speculation that presidential spokesman Scott McClellan may be looking to step down

I'm no Svengali, but ever since he resigned, I have also been predicting that "McClellan may be looking to step down."

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I've decided that you have a room temp IQ. In Alaska with the fridge door open.

[Scribbz]

um.....

not really sure how to comment.

[Yossarian]

I'm the decider.
(snip!)Blah blah blah, all the verses of the song.

Don't have much to say, do you, so you just post that song all over the boards today.

Wow, it's like the Lincoln-Douglas debates all over again!

[ican'tbelieveit]

HA!!!!!

[Anti-Bubba182]

I notice Tony's name was above the others named.

[Cicero]

One of my sons sent me this VERY FUNNY website on the new press secretary, here:

http://wuzzadem.typepad.com/wuz/2005/11/mcclellen_out_m.html

Definitely a must-see. I'm not posting it here because it's a LOT of bandwidth.

[ladyinred]

Not sure about your poem, as not all things you attribute to him were his decisions, but whatever huh?

[Graybeard58]

LibertyFreedomLife - Dead Troll

[MilesVeritatis]

Please, please, please give the position to MARK LEVIN!!!

I can hear him now: "That was a stupid, idiotic quiestion...now get out of my press briefing, you big dope!"

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HAHAHA!!!That's the best!

But seriously- they should just shut down these stupid press meetings. It's inane. These old coffee drinking creeps should get out there and REPORT.

Buncha sissies. Except for Les Kinsolving, they're a bunch of clones.

[Scribbz]

yah know i was looking at the... uh... rap song i guess and was just at a loss.

i still am.

[Admin Moderator]

I am the mod
With lightning in hand.
Adios, clod:
You're banned.

[Echo Talon]

there's speculation that presidential spokesman Scott McClellan may be looking to step down.

old news.

[NTegraT]

Now that's really good!

[A Balrog of Morgoth]

LMFAO

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'You're hereby banned' would have had better meter- but what do you want from Vikings- Shakespeare?