[Red Badger]

I wouldn't "execute" them the way that guy did. I would "neuter" them with a dull ginsu..........

[RepoGirl]

Good idea, but remember the commercials--the Ginsu never loses sharpness. You can even cut a tin can with it (but you wouldn't want to...)

Dull is good, though. I'm also thinking something with a serrated edge, where you'd have to keep sawing and sawing and sawing ...