To: STARWISE
Scott McClellan Out - Mr. Stick Figure In
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As you all know, Scott McClellan submitted his resignation today. I want to thank Scott for his hard work and dedication, and wish him the best of luck.
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It's my pleasure to appoint as Press Secretary Mr. Stick Figure. He's well informed, he speaks his mind, and I'm sure you'll all enjoy working with him. Stick?
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Thanks, boss. You heard the man - Mumbly McMushmouth is out, Stick Figure is in, so let's get this show on the road. Let's hear from...
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You...Four-eyes.
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Me?
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Not you, the other four-eyes.
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Me?
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What did I just say? Yes, you!
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Oh, OK, I was just going to, um, I mean, I wanted to say, I mean to ask that, um...
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Holy crap - spit it out, already!
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Oh, sorry. Um, as you know...
![Stksec3 Stksec3](http://wuzzadem.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/stksec3.jpg)
OK, let's just stipulate that any question beginning with the phrase "As you know" is a waste of my freaking time, because if I already know, I don't need you to remind me. Sound like a plan?
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I guess so. So, um, then I guess what I should say is, um...
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All right, time's up, Zippy. We've only got three years left in this administration, and we can't spend all three waiting for you to form a complete sentence. Let's go to Mr. Pink-Shirt over here on the right.
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Stick Figure, do you think Scott McClellan should have admitted he was wrong when he said that...
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Again with this?? What are you, obsessed with the guy?
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I think it's a reasonable question, after all, he was the press secretary for this administration, and he stated emphatically that...
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The key word being was, OK? By now, he's probably working at the local Starbucks, so how about you head over there, grab a latte, and the two of you can continue your little domestic squabble over some banana nut loaf, huh?
![Dgreg Dgreg](http://wuzzadem.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/dgreg.jpg)
You're avoiding the question, and the American people aren't going to stand for...
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Whoa! Hold up a second there, sparky. In case you haven't noticed, there's a new sheriff in town, and he's not taking any crap from the peanut gallery.
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But I asked a question, and I think you have a responsibility to...
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Responsibility? Let's just review here - me, presidential appointee; you, Brian Williams office-boy. Now, despite the obvious difference in our social stature, I'm still willing to let you come in here and hang out with these other losers, so mind your p's and q's.
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That's not...
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Next! Let's hear from Lurch, down here in front.
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Me?
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The next person who asks that is out on his ass - yes, you!
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This is nuts, you can't talk to...
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Hey, Porny McSleazemouth, they warned me about you, and I'll tell you right now, I'm not going to stand for any talk about sloppy seconds, or nuts, or any other body parts, got it?
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But, but...
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Again with the body parts! OK, I warned you, now you're sitting this one out.
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Oldie McFartson, what've you got for me?
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I've reviewed six different polls on issues ranging from the public's opinion on...
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Can you believe this guy? He's actually reading from a script.
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...demographic studies, many of which concur that...
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Does he think he's running for office or something?
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Now, taking into consideration the economic disparity between many...
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I'm just going to let him talk. ChromDome, you're up!
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Mr. Stick Figure, as you know...
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Wrong answer! Take that guy's press pass away, he's a loser.
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Hairpiece! What's on your mind?
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I don't wear a hairpiece!
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Riiiiight, right. What's your question?
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Stick Figure, after what I've seen today, I can't vouch for you.
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Well, I don't remember asking you to vouch for me...
![Tmora Tmora](http://wuzzadem.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/tmora.jpg)
Seriously, I can't carry your water.
![Stksec3 Stksec3](http://wuzzadem.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/stksec3.jpg)
Carry my water? What does that mean?
![Tmora Tmora](http://wuzzadem.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/tmora.jpg)
This is outrageous. I'm a reporter for ABC, you know.
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That's one of the reasons I wouldn't ask you to vouch for me.
![Tmora Tmora](http://wuzzadem.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/tmora.jpg)
I've hosted Nightline!
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That's it, get it all out. Confession is good for the soul. Oh, I forgot - you're a reporter for ABC. Well, confession's probably good for you, anyway.
![Tmora Tmora](http://wuzzadem.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/tmora.jpg)
I don't have to take this crap from you!
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BOR-ing! You, in the back - take your best shot.
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Wouldn't you agree that the president...
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Wouldn't you agree that the president.
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Excuse me, wouldn't you...
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Excuse me, wouldn't you.
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What are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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Are you playing some kind of game?
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No, I'm demonstrating the fine art of verbatim quoting. You bozos should try it some time.
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All right, show's over, kids. Move along, nothing to see here.
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I can't believe I made so many new friends in one day. I think I'm going to like this gig.
266 posted on
04/19/2006 8:26:07 AM PDT by
knews_hound
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To: knews_hound
I have seen that one before! Thanks for posting it again! Bloody Funny!
269 posted on
04/19/2006 8:28:44 AM PDT by
Danae
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To: knews_hound
OMG that was HILARIOUS! Fantastic job!
275 posted on
04/19/2006 8:31:28 AM PDT by
Da Mav
To: knews_hound
Damn, that is funny. I love Wuzzadem.
281 posted on
04/19/2006 8:35:48 AM PDT by
Feiny
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To: knews_hound
Oh...my...gosh! People are running over to me asking why I'm laughing hysterically! STOP IT!
289 posted on
04/19/2006 8:49:32 AM PDT by
Obadiah
To: knews_hound
One of the funniest things I've ever read on FR! Stick Figure for White House spokesman!!
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To: knews_hound
MR. STICK FIGURE!
302 posted on
04/19/2006 9:00:05 AM PDT by
Eagle of Liberty
("You can't fix stupid..." - Ron White)
To: knews_hound
Damn thats funny, thanks for the laughs....
306 posted on
04/19/2006 9:03:26 AM PDT by
capydick
(Not to know is bad; not to wish to know is worse.)
To: knews_hound
By far, the *most entertaining post award* for the day!
310 posted on
04/19/2006 9:07:26 AM PDT by
SueRae
To: knews_hound
HOLY! That is THE funniest thing EVER! The tears are flowing! ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To: knews_hound
Sweet!!!![](http://homepage.mac.com/rlmorel/.Public/KeyboardSpit.jpg)
325 posted on
04/19/2006 9:48:36 AM PDT by
LayoutGuru2
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To: knews_hound
You put a lot of effort into a very very funny post. Thanks for the laugh today.
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331 posted on
04/19/2006 10:11:02 AM PDT by
Milhous
(Sarcasm - the last refuge of an empty mind.)
To: knews_hound
Oh, that was so funny, tears are running down my face. I love the John Roberts line about sloppy seconds !!
More, more more !!!
333 posted on
04/19/2006 10:18:13 AM PDT by
Mayflower Sister
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To: knews_hound
Thats what Mark Levin would sound like.
387 posted on
04/19/2006 1:53:01 PM PDT by
rahbert
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BRILLIANTROFL ............. and ping
417 posted on
04/20/2006 1:57:28 AM PDT by
beyond the sea
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To: knews_hound
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Thank you all for the warm welcome as the new Press Secretary. I am pleased and honored to be the one to introduce the new White House mascot.
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Join me in welcoming, Little Bunny Foo Foo. The new White House Mascot!
419 posted on
04/20/2006 6:45:36 AM PDT by
Calpernia
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