Wait. Wait. What do you mean there's no magic wand? I've been counting on that!
Clarke's Law
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Niven's restatement of Clarke's law
Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.
Programmer's restatement of Niven's restatement of Clarke's law
Any sufficiently advanced anything is indistinguishable from a rigged demonstration.
uhm....can you pass that bottle your drinking from...
I WANT SOME!
;-0