Wayne, you are right, we lost the penguin battle here long ago. Lets hope the aussies fair better than we did. Penguins were found to cultivate a large percentage of homosexual relationships, a proof in the New York City Zoo, that gayness is "natural."
Now the gay community has gone to work on the image of John Wayne and the Marlboro Man, to prove that the Cowboy icon encompasses gayness as "natural."
Nothing is more unnatural than a gay cowboy or a gay penguin, a fact unaltered by such propaganda below:
