Your attempt to redefine words is not convincing anybody.
Apparently Fester has written his own dictionary. He should provide his definitions up front. That way the discussion, such as it is, can swiftly move on to what the definition of the terms is, which is where it usually ends up with Fester. All of time wasted verbally circling into that point can be saved.
Coming from one who would rewrite history to refute the words, "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth," I take your words with a grain of salt.